Why Lance Stephenson is kickin' himself in the butt right now! "AIN'T"

"They sendin' me where bruh?" 

Henry David Thoreau once said, "Make the most of your regrets; never smother your sorrow, but tend and cherish it till it comes to have a separate and integral interest. To regret deeply is to live afresh." Queen Latifah gave it to us like this, "I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences... I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else." Then Graham Brown, the English cricket player, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Life is about choices. Some we regret, some were proud of. Some will haunt us forever. 'Black Rain' was very much about choices. The message - we are what we chose to be." 

Well playas...ole Lance Stevenson chose to act a fool when he went to Charlotte summer before last and now he's gotta be kickin' himself square in the anus!!! The Hornets shipped that dun out to LA to the Clippers before he could even unpack good where he didn't half play for Doc Rivers. Then on Thursday just before the trade deadline Doc picked up his phone before walkin' into OKC assistant coach, Monty Williams', wife's funeral and told a boy to make the trade to get that dun out of his locker room for Jeff Green and he gave up a 2019 first round draft pick. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You know it's bad when a boy calls just before he walks into a funeral to tell a cat to make the trade and give up the farm for him too. Lance 
chose to bet on himself when the Pacers offered him what I thought wasn't enough bread for his position and production at the time. It also made sense for him to bounce from the Pacers because of the way they treated him durin' their 2014 playoff run when boyz were throwin' him under the bus durin' press conferences etc. 

Remember when he blew in LeBron's ear and harassed him durin' the Eastern Conference Finals holdin' King James to 7 points and only 24 minutes of playin' time because he got him into foul trouble? The Pacers literally demonized Lance for shuttin' down the best player on the planet! Then Paul George walked into the post-game press conference after they lost the series and told the media that he didn't know if he wanted to play with Lance next year. What!!? Bird literally told ole boy through the media that he wasn't gonna negotiate with him on a new contract. It pretty much was gonna be what it was gonna be. What!!? I would have bounced too. 

So I completely understood why he dipped! But when he got to Charlotte he acted a fool and they weren't that invested in him emotionally so they dropped him off like ole Eddie Cain Jr. and kept it movin'! Now he's in Memphis this mornin' lookin' crazy. Where would you rather live and be a celebrity? LA or Memphis.

Well hopefully the dun will put his nose to the grind and make it happen on this next adventure. Just don't go down to Memphis tryin' to kick it and be in the streets. They AIN'T playin' down there playboy! You'll come up missin' foolin' around! He need to just hoop and go home. Otherwise, he'll be out of the league lookin' real stupid in 2 years. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific
3) Eddie Cain Jr.: noun - character in the movie "The Five Heartbeats" that would do what he was supposed to do so they kicked him out of the group. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
JayGravesReport
#TheBestDressedManInMedia
Get @ me on Twitter: @jaygravesreport
Facebook: TheJayGravesReport
Instagram: JayGravesReport
The caption under the photo isn't real but its REAL talk!