Halle Berry (Why the Rockets are the next suckas to get caught up by Josh Smith)

"I am who I am bruh! Take it or leave it!"

Ralph Marston, the famous writer and publisher, once said, “Don’t lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect the best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality.” Albert Einstein stepped off in the room and said, “Reality is merely an illusion albeit a very persistent one.” Then Nikos Kazantzakis, the Greek writer and philosopher, broke it down so that it will forever be broken when he said, “Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.”

Well playa...that’s exactly what the Detroit Pistons did with Josh Smith! Since they couldn’t change their reality with him they changed the eyes that sat at is locker. They cut that dun on Monday in just the second year of a guaranteed four year $54 million contract. And now the naïve Houston Rockets have fallen for the Oaky Doke and will sign him.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If Stan Van Gundy is willin’ to drop a dun off on the side of the road and he’s one of the best players in the league and definitely the best on his team then something is wrong with him. Keep in mind that the Pistons are 5-23 pimpin’! Not only did they cut him but they’re still on the hook on a boy for the remainder of the $26 million yet to be collected.

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. NBA contracts are guaranteed! So when a boy gets cut they still gotta pay him. So rarely does a boy get cut that is a big time player with a huge contract. The last clown that got cut and boyz owed him major bread was ole dull Gilbert Arenas. He was one of the highest paid players in the NBA last year at $17 million and he wasn’t even in the NBA. That dun was playin’ for the Shanghi Sharks and still collectin’ an NBA check. Why? Because he was a problem that Washington didn’t want to fool with anymore brought on by the fact that he was pullin’ guns on teammates.

Like I tried to tell boyz up in Chicago a few years ago when they ran out and got Jay Cutler. “Teams don’t trade franchise quarterbacks in their prime playa! There’s something wrong with that dun and it ain’t his skill set.” An NBA team that is one of the worst in the freakin’ league isn’t gonna a cut a boy and still pay him if he’s really an asset.

Oh I’m talkin’ crazy? Halle Berry’s got to be one of the finest women breathin’ playboy but she can’t keep a man. Think about all of the problems that she continues to have with men. It ain’t them bruh, she’s the common denominator! Everybody ain’t crazy because she is as fine as frog hair but nobody wants her. Therefore, she’s the problem. Stan Van Gundy finally woke up, looked at this cat and said, “He can hoop but he gotta hoop somewhere else bruh before one of us goes to jail up in this piece.”

Accordin’ to my “mans and nem” the Pistons will use the “stretch provision” to pay him the remainder of his bread. What that means is that they will pay him the $26 million over 5 years instead of 2. He’ll make $5.4 million per year from Detroit even though he’ll be in Houston. Now the Rockets will pay him $2.1 million usin’ their bi-annual exception. The bi-annual exception is another piece of the Collective Bargaining Agreement that allows a team to spend money on salary without it countin’ against their salary cap. So ole boy came up and Houston did too if decides to come to work and do what he’s supposed to do.

The only problem is that a leopard can’t change his spots and once a broad has been fine for so long she is who she is. Halle can only be Halle and it’s the suckas that think they can either change her or look past the head problems. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

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The caption under the photo isn’t real and neither is the Stan Van Gundy quote but its REAL talk!