Three Dollar Bill (The REAL reason RGIII can officially be considered a bust now)

Stick a fork in him bruh! He's done!

Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, “Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.” Amelia Earhart gave it to us like this, “The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.” Then Tony Robbins, self-help guru, poured out a lil’ liquor for all of the dead homies with, “A real decision is measured by the fact that you’ve taken a new action. If there’s no action, you haven’t truly decided.”

Will pimpin’…the Washington Redskins have truly decided because they are plannin’ to bench ole dull RGIII for this Sunday’s game against the Indianapolis Colts. The word on the street is that they are lookin’ to start Colt McCoy instead.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I told you boyz a month ago in the Hot Joint entitled “Foot Controls” that McCoy should be the starter after he went on the road and beat Dallas on Monday Night Football. However, all of the Redskins apologists told me that I was crazy and jumpin’ the gun.

Colt McCoy took control of that offense and played like a veteran was supposed to and beat a very good Cowboys team in Big Momma’s house while she was sittin’ on the couch eatin’ Funyuns. There’s something to be said about that playa. RGIII is terrible behind center and most importantly he’s hard headed. He’s been in the league for three years and still doesn’t know how to slide! If nothin’ else he’ll never stay healthy because he’s apparently addicted to gettin’ hit because he won’t go down or run out of freakin’ bounds.

I told you boyz when he was at Baylor that I didn’t like him because he was as fake as a three dollar bill with George Washington wearin’ a Mohawk and a gold tooth in his mouth on the front and Kevin Hart gettin’ beat up by Jameis Winston on the back. Every time he stood up in front of the media he gave a rehearsed answer and these ole dull media type cats fell for it hook, line and sinker.

I guess it’s because I grew up with a bunch a hustlas and thieves that I can spot a boy runnin’ game a mile away. So I knew that all of the RGIII hype was just that. I told you that all of the real cats in that locker room weren’t gonna like him but you wouldn’t listen. Rob Parker tried to tell you too but ESPN fired him for tellin’ the world that ole boy was a corny brother. And please understand this playa, bein’ able to speak the freakin’ king’s English articulately doesn’t make you corny. Corny is the dun that is tryin’ to make people believe that he’s somethin’ that he’s not. The one dead giveaway on RGIII is the freakin’ plats bruh! Any brother wearin’ plats is country. 

They don’t wear plats anywhere but in the country bruh. He’s not wearin’ cornrows, braids or dreads playa. He’s wearin' plats. As a matter of fact, they stop wearin’ plats 40 years ago even in the freakin’ country. So when a boy stands up and tries to act like he’s Mr. Sophisticated and he's rockin' plats, you know that it’s a sham.

RGIII’s inability to play like a superstar isn’t the problem in that locker room. His problem is bein’ the cat that likes to separate himself from the rest of the fellas. If you notice, every time he opens his mouth it’s him vs. them. Real cats don’t like that one bit. You can’t act like you’re better than the rest of the group and expect for the group to hold you down. Not as the quarterback playboy!

If he were playin’ defensive tackle or offensive guard it wouldn’t make a difference because he’s not considered the face of the franchise. If he were playin’ any other position it wouldn’t make a difference to the rest of the team if he was a jerk, but at quarterback you’ve got to be all in for the team or at least act like it.

In the famous words of the homie MC Breed, “Ain’t No Future In Yo Frontin’!” RGIII is officially a bust! Why? Because he is who he is! You can’t change who you are bruh. He may someday become a better quarterback but the cats on his team will never like him because of his fake personality. You can’t lead and be fake at the same time bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’ and ESPN owes Rob Parker an apology this mornin’ and his bread back.

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