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Every time I see a Chicago Bears fan talkin’ $100 worth of noise at the beginnin’ of the football season I just shake my head bruh! Delusion at its finest! Like clockwork by week 9 or 10 they're hidin’ from boyz and they’re all callin’ in sick today. After gettin’ the brakes the beat off of them on national television by the Packers, 55-14, you won’t hear a sound out of them again until next August talkin’ about how they're gonna win the Super Bowl. Thank goodness!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Chicago Bears is one of the worst run organizations in pro sports! I keep tellin’ you boyz that but you keep ignorin’ me. It’s cool that you wanna cheer for the home team but just stop talkin’ trash! It’s the freakin’ Bears!
Ownership has no reason to do what is necessary to win championships anymore because you idiots are gonna show up regardless. It’s the same thing with the Cubs. Why should a boy spend money on the necessary players that will turn the joint around if you’re gonna sell the joint out anyway? It doesn’t matter that the Bears got their small intestines pulled out in Green Bay last night. Soldier Field is gonna be sold out this comin’ Sunday against Minnesota with duns still tryin’ to climb the fence to get in. There is no reason to win. Why? Because the fan base is delusional! It’s crazy!
Sure, the Bears have won 9 championships but 7 of them were won between 1922 and 1946! It ain’t but about 5 cats alive that ever saw those games. Then they won a boy in 1963 so there are about 1000 people on earth that even saw that! They finally won a Super Bowl in 1985 and all of sudden that gave boyz the power to talk trash? Give me a freakin’ break!
I tried to tell you boyz that teams don’t trade their franchise quarterback in their prime but you argued with me about it. I told you that Jay Cutler was a head case but you refused to listen. It’s all good when it’s all good but when it gets thick out there he freaks out and blames the world for his mistakes. You told me that I was a hater. Naw playboy, I just know football and I know that the McCaskey’s are in it for the bread and not the championships. George Halas was in it for the championships bruh! But guess what playa? He's dead!
When they hired ole dull Marc Trestman I told you boyz that he was not the answer but you wrestled with me in the parkin’ lot about it. You told me that he would bring the Canadian football offense to the NFL and I told you that you were high! There is a reason why a boy was coachin’ in Canada and not the NFL in the first place!
He coached in the NFL for 20 years as an assistant coach from position coach to coordinator and then he ended up at North Carolina State for a year before goin’ to Canada for a head coachin’ job. Red flag playa! The McCaskey’s sold you duns a bag spoiled potatoes and you bought it hook, line and sinker.
Now that you’re 3-6 and Aaron Rogers peeled you off for 6 touchdowns by halftime you want him fired. Naw playa, hold on to him for another year or two so that you can learn a freakin’ lesson. Stop talkin’ trash at the beginnin’ of the season and then you won’t have to dodge boyz at work today. If you’re gonna be a Bears fan just be a Bears fan. It’s cool! Just shut up because Bears fans are like children. They should ALWAYS be seen and not heard! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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