Back Seat Pimpin' (How Roy Hibbert attempts the game winner with his seat belt still on bruh)

In my Mystikal voice, "It ain't my fault! Did I do that?"

Tony Robbins, the famous motivational speaker, once said, “A real decision is measured by the fact that you’ve taken a new action. If there’s no action, you haven’t truly decided.” Maimonides, the medieval Spanish philosopher, hit boyz in the dome when he said, “The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.” Then the big homie Theodore Roosevelt shut the buildin’ down with, “In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.”

Naw playa, the worst thing you can do is let Roy Hibbert take the three-point attempt as time expires in overtime to try to win the freakin’ game! The depleted Indiana Pacers fought like crazy on the road to get back into a game that they trailed by 11 points to push to over time only to lose 96-94 to the Washington Wizards.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Turnovers are still a problem for the Pacers with 18 on Wednesday night. However, even with the dull turnovers and the poor shootin’ percentage of 38 percent from the field and only 29 percent from downtown these boyz still had a chance to win.

Donald Sloan went to work on these boyz puttin’ up 31 points, throwin’ 7 dimes and grabbin’ 6 rebounds. Chris Copeland got loose in D.C. as he put 19 in the kitty and snatched 12 boards. Even Solomon Hill earned a Happy Meal with a toy for a boy by bringin’ 14 at the front door.

Sure, I get that boyz are playin’ without George Hill, Paul George, David West, C.J. Watson and Rodney Stuckey but they’re losin’ ball games not because a lack of talent bruh! They’re losin’ these joints because bad decisions with the basketball!

Now ole dull Roy Hibbert pulled up in the ride in D.C. with the rest of the fellas last night and as soon as they started gettin’ out of the whip his jam came on! “That’s my song dawg! I’ll be in in a minute.” Only problem was, they were in the middle of the master mix on the radio and all of his songs came on because they dun never got out of the ride bruh. He had 2 freakin’ points in 31 minutes and those two were from free throws! He was 0-7 from the field and 0-1 from downtown. Now with all of the freakin’ marbles on the table this dun jumps out of the car with a mouth full of Skittles and popcorn and tries to take the game winner from guess where dawg? Downtown!!!

"Where Roy at dawg? Is he still in the ride?"

This dun is 6-21 from three point range all season so why on earth is he even standin’ out on the perimeter in the first place? They should put an electric fence out there at the three point line and shock him every time he goes near that joint. He’s 7’2” for cryin’ out loud why is he keep runnin’ out there?

Yeah I know that he was supposed to be settin’ a pick for Cope but they defended it. Well Cope did a terrible job of tryin’ to get open and then just ran under the basket instead of double takin’ a boy to get open. Sloan would have been better off just takin’ the shot as he was in the paint already instead of passin’ it to a dun that had just climbed out of a child’s car seat with the seat belt still wrapped around his waist.

Then he has the nerve to say, "It wasn't my fault!" Yeah, you're right dawg! It wasn't your fault! It was Frank's fault because Roy shouldn't have even been on the freakin' floor in that situation. He was 0-fer for the night and he couldn't shoot if a boy gave him chopper with a sumo wrestler leanin' on the trigger hangin' upside down. 

So if the designed play goes south, like it did, that dun was useless! Mickey Mouse must have called the play bruh. He ran into the huddle took his pants off, deficated on the bench, put everybody in shock and told Hibbert to shoot it if it goes south. 

Big Momma always said, “Effort is great but results are the only things that count!” Before we get too far along in the season the Pacers need to just take the back seats out of the ride and snatch the radio out so Roy can no longer get comfortable because he’s just back seat pimpin’. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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