Popcorn Love (Why the Colts are quietly hurtin' themselves but nobodyseems to care)

"Oh, we got this playa!"

Earl Nightingale, the motivational speaker and author, once said, “The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts.” Josh Lucas, the famous actor, gave it to us like this, “At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there’s a younger lion that is stronger, and everyone knows it.” Then the big homie Robert Frost got deep on a boy when he said, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.”

In other words playboy, the dominated gets to a point where they just lay down and take it. The Cincinnati Bengals rolled into Indy on Sunday and got beat like they stole Big Momma’s dentures and patent leather purse 27-0. Not only did the Colts’ offense go to work on these boyz but the defense carjacked them in the middle of Capital Ave. with more than 60,000 people watchin’!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Bengals pulled into town with the radiator leakin’, the power steerin’ shot and the tires flat bruh. They got out of the gate strong openin’ the 2014 season 3-0 and then got their doors blown out off against New England and then tied a joint verses dull Carolina a week ago. So when they showed up in Indy talkin’ strong you already knew that it was simply for the cameras. They didn’t really believe that they could win because their actions proved it.

Normally when a boy is about to carjack a cat they’ll roll up on the side of the vehicle with a ski mask on and catch them by surprise. The Colts were so confident on Sunday that they stood out in the middle of the street and told them what they were about to do to them. Then they reached off in the ride and beat the brakes off of them, tossed their wack CD’s out of the window like Cleo in “Set It Off” and drove off.

As the Bengals attempted to fight back the Colts defense drug a boy up and down the street until they were unconscious, forcin’ them to punt 11 times with 10 comin’ off of 3 and outs. They held a team that was ranked 5^th in total offense to only 135 yards with 32 yards on the ground. They sacked ole dull Andy Dalton 3 times, takin’ his wallet and his pinky ring.

Andrew Luck and Co. did what they do playboy! As an offense they put up 506 yards on 27 first downs and held on to the rock for darn near 40 minutes. The only reason that they didn’t score more points was because they continue to let these boyz eat popcorn in the locker room. They again had the butter fingers turnin’ the rock over twice.

Even though it didn’t affect the outcome of this game, it’s an ongoin’ problem that needs to be corrected bruh. At some point turnin’ the ball over is goin’ to cost them dearly. I’m just sayin’! The dull loss to Philly earlier this season was because of turnovers. Not because the Eagles' hurry up offense gave them problems! It was because boyz couldn't hold on to the rock. 

Enjoy the wins now but if that isn’t addressed it’s goin’ to end the freakin’ season abruptly. Keep ole dull Orville Redenbacher away from the facility bumpin' that old school New Edition "Popcorn Love" and the Colts can be one dangerous team down the stretch. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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