"I Thought" (Why Jameis Winston put on some Icy Hot and a neck roll on Saturday)

"Dude! Are you serious?"

Scott Adams, the famous author, once said, “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.” A.N. Wilson, the English writer and newspaper columnist, looked boyz square in the eyes and said, “The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.” Then Hugh Mackay, the Australian psychologist and sociologist, got everybody’s attention with, “Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.”

Ole boy may be right about cats bein’ irrational but nobody is as irrational as Jameis Winston bruh! There literally has to be something wrong with this dun. Now on Saturday everybody, their momma and the neighbor next door with a freakin’ seein’ eye dog and a hearin’ aid knew that he was suspended for the game against No.22 Clemson. Even the babies in the neonatal unit at Tallahassee Memorial knew that dun wasn’t playin’.

So why on earth would he go into the freakin’ locker room and put on his ENTIRE uniform on Saturday evenin’? Will somebody explain that to me and Jimbo Fisher bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This clown simply doesn’t get it! Initially Florida State announced that he would be suspended for only the first half of the ball game and then they punk’d out because of the media outcry and decided to sit him for the entire game. Classic Roger Goodell move right? 

Later for the wack excuse about him not bein’ forthright and honest about what he did when they initially asked him about the foolishness in the union. You knew what he did you just wanted to justify sittin’ him for the entire game. The problem is playa; you can do whatever you wanna do because it’s your university. You don’t have to give boyz a reason. He screwed up and you didn’t want to look like you were bein’ too soft so you sat him. I get it! But don’t try to run game on boyz. Just say what it is and it’s cool!

Now can you imagine this dun walkin’ into the locker room and puttin’ his gear on knowin’ he’s not supposed to? How arrogant or stupid can you be? This kid was puttin’ on stuff (edited version) that they don’t even wear anymore bruh. He put on some old school greys, a jock, a neck roll and he sat there for 10 minutes tryin’ to put his game day belt into his pants. Wheredeydodatat anymore? He put all of the pads into his pants; put Icy Hot on his calf’s and even stood in the mirror to see how his joint looked on him. The trainers kept walkin’ pass his locker sayin’ to themselves, “Is he really gettin’ dressed bruh or is he gettin’ his stuff together for next week?”

The next thing they know he’s on the field warmin’ up with the quarterbacks! He’s out on the field not only with his full gear on but he’s got his chin strap buttoned up playa! He’s ready to go!!! At this point somebody has to holler at Jimbo and tell him that this dun has lost his freakin’ mind. The look on Jimbo’s face was priceless! Classic Big Momma! “Lord Ima kill this boy.”

He walked up on that fool and just from the body language alone he said, “Man what the heck (edited version) are you doin’?” Jameis: “I thought…” Jimbo: “Don’t play with me! Go take my mo#&*$%$$ off before I #$%*!!!! %$#*@$^%##@ out of you! This ain’t no game motha$#$%####!” And that’s the edited version!

What I wanna know is where is this dun’s momma and daddy or at least Uncle Ray Ray, Junebug or somebody? He’s outta control! I keep hearin’ all of these dull talkin’ head cats on TV and radio sayin’ that Tom Brady or Peyton Manning needs to talk to him. Well that shows  you just how ignorant some of these cats are in the media. Jameis doesn’t need to talk to some cat that can’t have a real conversation with him about anything. He needs to talk to a boy that’s been through something to go down to Tallahassee and have a real hood talk with him. Tom Brady nor Peyton has ever been through anything. They haven’t made mistakes so how can they talk to something they know nothing about?

He needs to talk to Michael Vick, Plaxico, Cris Carter etc. They can tell him what’s really real. They can tell him how screwin’ up can cost you your career or your freedom. Duns like Cris Carter can talk to him about messin’ up and then reboundin’! Tom Brady can’t tell him that. All he can tell him is how to win games and get some bad chicks. And winning under Belichick ain’t that hard because if you can remember Matt Cassel won 11 games under Belichick and he hadn't started a game since high school when it did it. If you’ve got bread gettin’ a bad chick is like puttin’ on clothes in the mornin’ so there’s nothin’ Tom Brady can tell him.

Peyton Manning is in whole other stratosphere of thinkin’ so if he were to sit down with him, Jameis would be foamin’ at the mouth tryin’ to understand what that dun is even talkin’ about. Also, you talk to Peyton when you're tryin' to become one of the best to EVER do it not when you're tryin' to figure out how to stay outta trouble.

All I can say is, he’s losin’ money by the day and if the backup would have played well last night Jimbo would have cleaned his locker out and sent him to the crib. Unfortunately, the backup was terrible so he’s got to live with Jameis for the next three months and he can’t wait to get rid of him bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
JayGravesReport
#thebestdressedmaninmedia
Get @ me on Twitter: @jaygravesreport
Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheJayGravesReport
Instagram: JayGravesReport
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!