Dadgumit (How FSU pulled a Goodell & cut their nose off to spite theirface: Winston out entire game)

"Really bruh?"

As I pulled into Tallahassee and show up on the yard I run into these cats standin’ out in front of Doak-Campbell arguin’ about boyz not bein’ able to make a decision. Oscar Levant, the famous pianist, composer and author, said, “Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision.” Maimonides, a preeminent medieval Spanish philosopher, leaned on the statue of ole Dadgumit himself and said, “The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.” Then Wendell Mays, the famous Hollywood screenwriter, rode up on Renegade smokin’ a square, wearin’ nothin’ but boots and a scarf around his neck and said, “Indecision is a virus that can run through an army and destroy its will to win or even to survive.”

Well playboy… that virus just put Florida State in jeopardy of losin’ a ball game on Saturday and it’s chance of survivin’ to get to the Final Four. On Wednesday the university announced that it would sit Jameis Winston for the first half of Saturday’s battle against No.22 Clemson for actin’ a fool in the student union on Tuesday. Now these duns have pulled a Roger Goodell on us and announced that he’s gonna miss the entire game now.

I just wanna know what did he do between gettin’ up and makin’ the silly “I’m not a me person but it was a selfish act” apology and Friday night playa? Or is the university concerned that people will think that all they care about is football? Now they gave a fake answer at 11:00pm on Friday evening that after reviewing the situation further they've discovered that ole boy lied to them about what he said initially. So that warranted the entire game suspension. What? Now what 20 year old is gonna tell you the truth the first time bruh? How bout you just tellin' these boyz the truth! You allowed the media and public outcry to effect your ability to manage this situation at FSU. Just like I told boyz earlier this week, you can't satisfy the media or the fans expectations on how you should proceed with your business. Why? Because these are the same duns that you can run game on and lie to at 11:00pm and get away with it.   

Well let me put it where the goats can get it pimpin’! Everybody knows that all the university cares about is football? That’s all any big time powerhouse program cares about is football bruh! Why? Because the football program funds everything on the freakin’ yard! So stop with this foolishness!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I was the first cat to blast Jameis for bein’ a complete idiot earlier this week on the yard in the Hot Joint entitled "Clownin'."  When you’re the man on campus you’re rarely supposed to be seen on the yard bruh and when you are seen it’s supposed to be in passin’. No way does the reignin’ Heisman trophy winner supposed to be in the union! He’s supposed to be walkin’ through the union with his sunglasses on and hoodie up throwin’ the piece sign up at boyz as “they” speak.

Florida State is doin’ the same foolishness that ole wishy washy Roger is doin’ in the NFL. They’re listenin’ to all of these dull media cats criticize them for only givin’ this dun a half game suspension so they panicked. This ain’t the NFL playa and one loss in college football could cost you a national championship and in this case an opportunity to play for a national championship. So if they go out here an lose to Clemson today they’re shot.

Here’s my ignorant fan from afar that knows absolutely nothin’ about college football and how it all goes down, “Man you gotta take him off of the field Jay! He’s an idiot and you gotta teach him a lesson! Otherwise, he’ll never learn that his behavior is a problem.”

Now that all sounds good playa but do you think that Florida State cares about whether this dun learns anything while he’s there? Really? Florida State is about that bread and Jameis Winston is printin’ it down in Tallahassee right now. Have you heard that dun talk after bein’ at Florida State for three years and you’re tellin’ me that they’re concerned about him learnin’ something? Give me a freakin’ break!

They aren’t gonna stop sellin’ No.5 jerseys in the bookstore while he’s suspended on Saturday. They aren’t goin’ to give the TV revenue back that was essentially negotiated because of a national championship defendin’ team and a reignin’ Heisman Trophy winnin’ quarterback that made it easy to close the deal. Naw playa, they aren’t givin’ away FSU merchandise with Winston’s likeness on it this weekend or on any other weekend. So don’t tell me that it’s about them teachin’ him a darn thing. And that’s the edited version.

Florida State fell to the pressure of a bunch of duns that have absolutely nothin’ to do with Florida State. As a matter of fact, everybody else in the country is happy that Jameis is sittin’ today because if they get snake bitten it makes it better for them. Do you think Dabo Swinney is sittin’ around mad sayin’ “I’m pissed that FSU took the best quarterback in the country off of the field the Saturday we roll into town. I wanted to play them with their best player on the field.”?

Naw bruh… Dabo is lickin’ his chops because now he at least has a chance of upsettin’ these boyz. I bet if ole Dadgumit were in his prime at FSU Jameis would be playin’. As a matter of fact, if ole Dadgumit were there Jameis wouldn’t have been in the union actin’ a fool. I’m just sayin’! Boyz got into trouble under Bobby like everywhere else but he understood how to handle the foolishness without it gettin’ in the way of things.

Do you think that Nick Saban doesn’t have his share of fools on his team bruh? Sure he does! But Nick is gonna make sure that they don’t get in the way of progress and not playin’ a boy is not an option. He’s paid to win football games not teach some clown how not to disrupt the flow in the union on Tuesday. So whatever y’all gotta do with his butt durin’ the week, have at it, but on Saturday I need him playa.

The last thing Florida State needs to be doin’ is followin’ the lead of the NFL right now. Make a decision and live with it because boyz would have forgotten all about Jameis only sittin’ a half by this time next week. Win the game and move on because whether you cats realize it or not winnin’ national championships increases enrollment by up to 30% . And just playin' for one last year made the university close to $20 million just for showin' up.

Not to mention all of the addition bread that was made in merchandise sells beause they were rollin' on their way to the title game. This is the bread that funds all of the research and pays for all of the brand new buildings that keep poppin' up on campus too. Did I mention that when you're winnin' the old booster that's got more money than he knows what to do with just starts writin' checks to the school because he's happy that they're winnin'! See how that works bruh. So don't cut your nose off to spite your face. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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