Warm it Up (Why Johnny Football needs to talk instead of usin' sign language)

"I shoulda just said Yo Momma and been done with it!"

Francois Fenelon, the 17^th century French Poet, once said, “Genuine good taste consists in saying much in few words, in choosing among our thoughts, in having order and arrangement in what we say, and in speaking with composure.” Byron Nelson, the former PGA Tour golfer, gave it to us like this, “Every great player has learned the two Cs: how to concentrate and how to maintain composure.” Then Shunryu Suzuki, the monk and teacher who helped to popularize Zen Buddhism in the United States, laid it out like a G by sayin’, “Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately, although it is true, it is difficult for us to accept the truth of transience, we suffer.”

Well playboy…ole Johnny Football had a hard time acceptin’ the truth on Monday Night Football; the truth that he was a mere mortal commonly known as a freakin’ NFL rookie. And for all of you simple minded individuals "transience" means to not last long. Johnny Football was the man in college but for right now…he ain’t! So at the moment he recognized it he folded under the pressure and gave the Redskins sideline the middle finger.

Boyz and more specifically duns like linebacker Brian Orakpo gave him the business all night. Not long after Manziel entered the game Ryan Kerrigan sacked him and Orakpo jumped up and gave him the “money sign.” For the rest of the night they were talkin’ $100 worth of noise to the rookie and there was absolutely nothin’ he could do about it but take it.

When you show up at the draft and pull out the “money sign” on boyz even before you even put on a uniform, you already know that you’re gonna be on everybody’s list. This ain’t college pimpin’! Everybody was a stud on that level! That’s why they’re all in the NFL now playa. And NFL stands for “Not For Long” if you can’t keep your composure and learn how to win football games.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! What Johnny has to learn how to do is talk playboy! The cameras don’t pick up a boy sayin’ it but they do pick up a dun pullin’ Daddy Mac! “So all of y’all with the Dr. Seuss riddles, You can get the finger…the middle. Warm it up Kris! I’m about to!”

That was a rookie mistake all day playa! Boyz talk ish the entire game and say that on every other play. However, when you immortalize it in sign language you can’t ever get away from it. That’s why the cats on the Redskins sideline fell out laughin’ when he did it.

Now all day today these freakin’ wack media types are gonna go in on Johnny Football like sharks in a feedin’ frenzy and that they should. Why? Because if you’re tryin’ to win a startin’ job as the hot shot rookie named “Johnny Football” then you’ve got to be smart enough to say it than to use sign language. I’m just sayin’.

You already know that these fake media type cats don’t like you and are lookin’ for anything they can possibly find to pile on and you just gave them a reason to vilify you for the next week. That was a sucka move Johnny. You gotta know better than that bruh.

Boyz say far worse on the field than “forget you” and that’s the edited version! But now you’re gonna get toasted for it for the next week because you let a dun rattle your cage. But guess what playa? You just opened the cage door, threw blood in the water and farted in the woods! Now all of the predators are huntin'. It’s gonna be a long season for the “money sign” playa. I just hope that he can keep his hands in his pockets and stay upright. Stop me when I start lyin’! And will somebody please show RGIII how to slide bruh because that dun's career is gonna be over by week 3!

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