"And for what dawg?" |
Naw playboy, but a
professional athlete that plays an unnecessary pick up game for Team USA
and gets seriously injured is guilty of not thinkin’ about his career. On
Friday night Paul George (PG) snapped his right lower leg involvin’ both the
tibia and the fibula while tryin’ to block James Hardin’s shot. It was unreal
bruh!
He was rushed immediately to
the hospital where he had surgery to repair the bones. Ole boy will remain in
the hospital for at least two or three days.
Now that we’ve got all of the
freakin’ preliminaries out of the way. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100,
whichever comes 1st! I’ve been tellin’ boyz for years that it makes
absolutely no sense to play for Team USA if these duns aren’t payin’ you
your full NBA salary. Pull the tape bruh! I’ve written it, said it and screamed
it. I was on Dan Dakich’s Show here in Indy on ESPN’s 1070TheFan and the big homie Kent Sterling's joint on 1430 CBS Sports Radio just two or three weeks
ago tellin’ boyz how foolish it was for D. Rose to be out there and now PG goes down.
Why take the chance of
gettin’ hurt for something that means absolutely nothin’? Who freakin’ cares
about USA
basketball bruh? It’s like watchin’ that kick ball tournament boyz were fakin’
like they were interested in this summer. Now this dun may have literally ended
his freakin’ career or at the very least stalled it over what was essentially a darn pick-up game. And that’s
the edited version.
It was dumb when boyz panicked and started usin’ NBA players in the Olympics in the first place. After the Dream Team was assembled in ’92 and destroyed the world,America , as usual, start feelin’
itself. We proved that we’ve got the best players in the world by beatin’ duns
by 40 and 50 points every night. There’s nothin’ else to prove homeboy. Put
some D-league cats out there that are still tryin’ to make it or go get some
college boyz and keep it movin’. But why in your right mind would you as an NBA
superstar take the chance of endin’ your career or even stallin’ it for something that means absolutely nothin’?
It was dumb when boyz panicked and started usin’ NBA players in the Olympics in the first place. After the Dream Team was assembled in ’92 and destroyed the world,
That’s like a race car driver
enterin’ an all out race for charity driven’ at the same speeds he does durin’
his real races for free. Why? Because
somebody told him that it was an honor to do it. How much is honor goin’ to pay
PG if his darn career is over? How much is honor gonna pay the Indiana Pacers
for coverin’ his salary? Better yet, how much is honor gonna pay the insurance
company that has to cover this foolishness? Not a darn thing! And that’s the
edited version!
Everybody’s sittin’ around pissed this mornin’. Even the dun that’s about to get laid off because Bankers Life Fieldhouse won’t be sellin’ out in February. They've got these boyz out here street walkin' makin' money for USA Basketball sellin' tickets, jerseys and ad space and their tellin' them it's an honor to put on the uniform. While Coach K is gettin' paid because you can bet your bottom dolla like Don Cornelius up in this piece that he and Jerry Colangelo ain't workin' for free.
Here's my naïve fan screamin', "Jay you sound crazy! He could have injured himself in the gym workin' out or runnin' a regular pick-up game. Shoot, he could have just fallin' down the freakin' stairs bruh!" Here's the difference playboy, USA Basketball and all of the ancillary cats standin' around were gettin' paid and Paul George wasn't.
Everybody’s sittin’ around pissed this mornin’. Even the dun that’s about to get laid off because Bankers Life Fieldhouse won’t be sellin’ out in February. They've got these boyz out here street walkin' makin' money for USA Basketball sellin' tickets, jerseys and ad space and their tellin' them it's an honor to put on the uniform. While Coach K is gettin' paid because you can bet your bottom dolla like Don Cornelius up in this piece that he and Jerry Colangelo ain't workin' for free.
Here's my naïve fan screamin', "Jay you sound crazy! He could have injured himself in the gym workin' out or runnin' a regular pick-up game. Shoot, he could have just fallin' down the freakin' stairs bruh!" Here's the difference playboy, USA Basketball and all of the ancillary cats standin' around were gettin' paid and Paul George wasn't.
The duns selling hot dogs, beer and $10
I bet Derrick Rose sprinted
to the airport butt naked after he saw that bruh. It absolutely made no sense
for him to be in the Las Vegas
city limits playin’ anything. That dun hasn’t played but like ten games in two
and a half years and he’s out there runnin’ around for free on two repaired
knees? Did you see his face when PG went down? He looked like he had seen
the boogie monster naked.
Ay dawg, I'm goin' to the crib! Make sense to me! Me too!" |
As a matter of fact, all of
the those cats should have stripped down and bounce last night. Why? Because
honor doesn’t pay the bills pimpin’! Honor and country is for the dun that
doesn’t have anything else to do with his summer playboy. These cats should be
about their bread and not provin’ to the world that they can beat a boy by 50
points in a tournament that means absolutely nothin’.
How do you walk in the house
and tell your wife that you probably ruined your career playin’ at essentially the
freakin’ Rucker against some cats that have never left the projects? Because playin’
in the World Cup of Basketball is exactly what these cats are doin’.
We haven’t even thought about
how this impacts the freakin’ Pacers! Larry Bird has to be as sick as dun
watchin’ his ex-girlfriend show up for the first time after the break-up with a
new cat with his hand on her butt palmin’ the joint. You already know how fine
she looks the first time you see her after the break-up bruh.
Look, Larry Legend can’t keep
anything down this mornin’ either! He’s thinkin’, No PG! No Lance! And all he
can picture is ole dull Roy Hibbert sittin’ in the ride listenin’ to some
Luther and Katy Perry while the rest of the team was puttin’ in work last year.
He’s like, “Damn dawg! I ran Lance off tryin’ to be a hard nose when I should
have paid him his bread and treated him better in the process. Jay told me that
I fell for the banana in the tailpipe messin’ with Bynum’s gettin’ over tail
and now this.”
The freakin’ Pacers are gonna
look like the Shanghai Sharks takin’ the floor next year bruh. Think about it! Boyz
are now relyin’ on Roy Hibbert to carry them and that dun, ninety percent of
the time, refuses to get out of the car. Yeah I know that he’s workin’ with Kareem
but Kareem ain’t the Wizard of Oz playboy. Roy needs a heart and if ole Kareem ain’t in the
transplant business now he’s wastin’ his time and Roy ’s.
Again, every dun on that USA
Basketball roster should be back at the crib this mornin’ with a whole new
outlook on their careers. Playin’ in a tournament that means jack squat should
be the furthest thing from their minds forever.
Did y’all see how pitiful
Mike Krzyzewski and Jerry Colangelo was lookin’ at that ignorant press
conference afterwards? They were lookin’ like the babysitter that allowed the
freakin’ kid to jump off of the banister head first and now they’ve got to face
his parents at the hospital.
First of all, you didn’t need
to do a press conference because nobody had any answers to the dumb questions
that these media type cats were askin’. You make a statement of, “Thinkin’
about PG and his family and we’re headed over to the hospital right now. When
we know somethin’ you’ll know somethin’.” And who were the idiots askin’ all of
the dumb questions anyway? Interviewing 101 rule freakin’ 1 says, "Never ask a
question that doesn’t have an answer to it!"
Every agent, general manager
and team executive worth his or her weight in their salaries should be puttin’
the breaks on boyz playin’ in that foolishness from now on. It’s way too much
bread on the line for the player, the team and the freakin’ NBA! Do really
think duns are gonna pack Bankers Life Fieldhouse to see Roy Hibbert next year? They better have a helluva half-time show playa! That's all I gotta say because they couldn't sell it out every night when they were the No.1 seed bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!
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