Playin' the Field (Why Melo is out here hollerin' at broads knowin' he's goin' back to NY)

"Yeah bruh I'm on that foolishness too!"

Tony Robbins, the motivational speaker, once said, “Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.” Amelia Earhart gave it to us like this, “The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the restis merely tenacity. The fears are paper tigers. You can do anything you decide to do. You can act to change and control your life; and the procedure, the process is its own reward.” Then Plato jumped out of the whip in the middle of traffic and said, “A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers.”

Here’s the problem playboy, they weren’t shootin’ hoop when Plato was spittin’ knowledge and he darn sure didn’t know Melo! To suggest that a decision is based on knowledge and not numbers when talkin’ about this dun or pro sports in general is ridiculous. The Knicks can offer him a max deal worth $129 million over a five year period and the other cats can only offer him $96 million over four years. Now on some real talk, it’s all semantics and for all you simple minded individuals its all the same just depending upon how you wanna slice up Big Momma’s peach cobbler.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Why is this dun out here playin’ the field knowin’ that he’s gonna stay in New York! He’s out here hollerin’ at broads cause they’re hollerin’! He’s in Chi hollerin’ at the broad on the L train one day. Then he’s in Houston hangin’ out in the Third Ward talkin’ to this “Geto” chick that’s Scarface’s little sister’s best friend and we all know that her mind is playin’ tricks on her. The next thing you hear is this dun’s in LA screamin’ at this broad from Compton “With” crazy“Attitude” because her older brother and his friends didn’t like the police.

What’s trips me out about this cat is that he knows that he ain’t goin’ “no-where” like Puffy. Stop it! Just stop it bruh and everybody else knows that he ain’t goin’ nowhere either. That’s why D. Rose wasn’t tryin’ to get involved with all of the courtin’ and recruitin’ process. My man is from Englewood,south side of the Chi playboy where they keep it a 100 on GP.

Rose was like, “Man that dun ain’t comin’ out here! And if he does, he ain’t gone play no defense so what’s the point? We need another scorer not another scorer that’s gonna give up as much as he scores. Don’t involve me in that foolishness and unless they’re changin’ the rules to allow two balls on offense at a time the black hole is real pimpin’.”

You already know that Melo will drop 42 on aboy and give up 38! So why would D. Rose, Tibbs or Joakim want that type of frustration every night? Then who’s the fool that really thinks Melo and Kobe can co-exist and there isn’t but one ball? Stop it! Everybody in that situation includin’ Melo knows that Kobe still thinks that he’s 25 and is gonna wanna put boyz on his back all of the time. The Mamba is still the same cat that will talk crazy as hell to boy in a minute through the media and Melo is from Baltimore. So why is B-Mo relevant in this discussion? Because you already know that Kobe will end up in his locker with his lip swollen lookin’ like Hitch the first time he tries that foolishness with a real cat. So why are we even wastin’ time with this too?

This is the kicker right here bruh! This cat knows all the time that he’s not goin’ anywhere so he plants his out clause early. Let me give you an old wise ghetto colloquialism so that you can always recognize game while it’s bein’ ran, “The truth is always in the details playboy!” And if you don’t put the playboy on the end you haven’t said anything!

He says that my kid really likes New York! Red flag of truth inside the game bruh! His kid is like freakin’ 6 or 7 years old! He’sgonna like where ever mom and dad are! It’s not like he’s a freakin’ teenager and he’s got a gang of cats he’s been knowin’ all of his life with a chick he’s kickin’ it with. He’s freakin’ 6 for cryin’ out loud!

I’ve got kids and at that age the only friends they’ve got are the duns in their class and it changes every 20 minutes on who they're cool with. Next week he’s gonna have a new best friend and all he knows about New Yorkis the crib, the ride and school. So stop with that foolishness!

If you want the Knicks to be jealous, chase you out to LA and beg you to come home. Okay they did it! Now stop hollerin’ at all of these foreign broads before you catch somethin’ and mess up a good thing.

I keep hearin’ all of these cats out here screamin’ that Melo wants to win a title! Yeah and Justin Timberlake, Jon B., Robin Thick and Hall and Oates want to be black and Michael Jackson wanted to be white so bad that he kept cuttin’ at his nose until it became a transformer bruh. It is what it is and Melo is who he is. That dun isn’t gonna win a title where ever he goes because he’s the black hole and he knows it.

You can’t all of a sudden change who you are and you’re a grown freakin’ man that’s been doin’ it one way all of your life. He’s a scorer that doesn’t play defense and it doesn’t matter where he plays he won’t win a title because it takes team basketball to win at that level. Melo is about Melo so stop playin’ and take the $129 million and sit yo butt down somewhere. And that’s the edited version. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

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