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Well Oscar wasn’t hangin’ out with ole dull LaVon Brazill, the Colts wide receiver, because that dun wasn’t thinkin’ about bein’ noble but his motive was to get lifted! This cat has been suspended by the NFL for the ENTIRE 2014 season for violatin’ the league’s substance abuse policy.
Now keep in mind that he was suspended last year for the first four games for the same thing. At the time boyz got real with him and said, “Its money or marijuana.” Now that’s what they told us on the outside but you already know that the conversation was a lot realer than that. So let me tell you what a boy really told him bruh.
“Look here dawg! You can either come out here and ball or not. You can choose to get this money or keep smokin’ weed. It’s on you playboy but they make wide receivers 5’11” 194lbs. every day of the week. So it’s on you playa.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It ain’t like this dun is Jerry freakin’ Rice that can catch metaphors like a poet bruh! And if he was Jerry Rice or anything close to it he wouldn’t be smokin’weed! He’s LaVon freakin’ Brazill a sixth rounder out of Ohio University who only caught 12 balls for 161 yards all last season! Okay! They can drop this dun off like a bank deposit and keep it movin’.
Now you already know that Big Momma’s been tellin’ this fool to stop smokin’ weed since he was in high school. But since he’s been able to ball and do it he keeps ignorin’ her. We all know that dude that has crazy potential but can’t put the weed down. And at some point they come to an impasse bruh!
When the weed starts to have an affect on your money then it’s time to stop smokin’ playboy. I’ve seen it a million times over. Some cats use sound judgment and keep gettin’ money and some cats end up throwin’ that money away.
When a boy can’t put the weed down he ends up steppin’ his game up and increases the probability of smokin’ crack or usin’ heroin etc. down the line. I’m not tellin’ you what I heard playboy; I’m tellin’ you what I know. I’ve been in the world a long time and have seen cats go from weed to complete foolishness because at some point the weed doesn’t do the job. For all of you simple minded individuals that will argue differently it’s called the “Law of Diminishing Returns” pimpin’!
It’s a term used in economics where over a period of time increasin’ the workforce alone doesn’t yield greater results it decreases results. Therefore, in the same manner at some point the weed doesn’t get you high any more so a boy has to step his game up. For all you young thunder cats that will argue otherwise. Just sit in the cut and wait ‘til all of your weed head friends turn 28 or 29 years old and then holler at me. There are very few crack heads walkin’about in their early twenties unless they’ve been smokin’ weed since they were 12.
The earlier you start on the weed the earlier the return kicks in playboy.
For all of the duns that you wanna use as an example of a boy that’s 40, been smokin’ since he was 15 and still is only doin’ weed. I’ll give you 100 that are cracked out, smoked out or died because they knew more than everybody else. And the dun that’s still smokin’ weed at 40 that isn’t cracked out left crazy bread on the table and is cool with it because any job worth havin’ out here drug tests unless you work with Snoop, Method and Redman or freakin' Wiz Khalifa. So you do the math pimpin’!
On some real talk playboy, Lavon Brazill better listen to the homies that are tryin’ to save his life at this point because football is the least of his worries! Stop me when I start lyin’!
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