Lil' Brother (Why New Jersey has the nerve to have an attitude about the Super Bowl)

It's in New Jersey man! Not New York! I'm tired of telling you that!"
As I’m boarding the train to go from New York over to New Jersey I get stuck behind these cats arguing about credit. Indira Gandhi, the third Prime Minister of India, said, “There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition.” Thomas Jefferson turned around and said, “Only aim to do your duty, and mankind will give you credit where you fail.” Then Benjamin Jowett, the theologian and translator of Plato, shut the building down with, “The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.”

They’ve been telling boyz for darn near three years that the Super Bowl was gonna be in New York. We all know that they don’t have a pro football stadium in New York. The joint is in New Jersey! East Rutherford to be exact! As a matter of fact, the freakin’ New York Giants and the Jets play in the same stadium in New Jersey!!

So why is it that all of a sudden duns in New Jersey are having a problem with players and coaches saying that they’re happy to be in New York for the Super Bowl?

Pete Carroll was at the podium addressing the media on Monday and some ignorant New Jersey city councilman tried to check him by saying, “You do realize that you’re in New Jersey and not New York.” Then Knowshon Moreno of the Broncos was told by some reporter during the Media Day festivities that he was in New Jersey too.

What I liked about both of their responses was that they in so many words told those clowns that it really doesn’t matter where they are. We’re here to play a football game not to sight see playboy. Knowshon told ole girl that he was simply here on business. That was a straight up G answer right there bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s not the player’s or the coach’s fault that New Jersey is the step brother of New York and got hustled out of naming rights. Holla at Roger Goodell and the NFL on that bruh! They look stupid checkin’ cats that really don’t care where the game is. It could be in Istanbul for all they care.

They weren’t trippin’ when the New York Giants started playing in the Meadowlands in 1976 or when the Jets came through in ‘84! They didn’t check them and make them change their name to the New Jersey Giants or Jets. So why all of a sudden now that the world is watching these clowns want boyz to give New Jersey it’s props?

Why should a boy give you your props when you’ve allowed New York to bully you for decades and you were cool with it? It’s like letting a boy kick you in the butt everyday on the school bus. Knock your books out of your hands in the hallway. Slap your hat off of your head at the game in front of all of the girls. Punch you in the nose in front of ya momma and take your sneakers off of you behind the house.

Then all of a sudden when Big Momma shows up you wanna fight for your bicycle and talk loud. When you already know that the dun down the street has been taking it every day for the past 10 years. You can’t jump bad now bruh! New York has been punkin’ you forever so you gotta take it this week too homie.

Take the “L” bruh and go somewhere and sit down. At least you’re making money! They can’t take that from you or can they? Now let’s go back over to New York so we can get it in tonight playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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