Fools Dictionary (Why the Cavs really thought they could beat the Pacers)

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As I was walking to Bankers Life Fieldhouse I stopped at the corner to get a shoe shine. While ole boy was hookin’ my shoes up. These cats started debating about the impossible. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe said, “I love those who yearn for the impossible.” Nelson Mandela stood up and shouted, “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” Then this real short cat named Napoleon Bonaparte said, “Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.”

Well…the Indiana Pacers and the rest of the world must own the fools dictionary playboy because it was gonna be impossible for the Cleveland Cavaliers to get out of the joint alive on Tuesday. They hung around for as long as they could and then the glass slipper turned back into a pumpkin with a 91-76 Pacers win.

The Cavs showed up trying to act like David with his sling shot. These duns coming in had the worst road record in the freakin’ league at 3-13 and ole Goliath shared the best home record in the league at 14-1.

Now for three quarters the Cavs hung around throwing stones at boyz. They wouldn’t go down bruh. I mean ole Bonaparte had them believin’ that the impossible could happen to end the misery of 2013 for them. Really? Not a chance pimp!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Pacers are the best defensive team in the league for a reason bruh! Even though David hung around for three quarters he only shot 36% from the field and committed 15 turnovers.

George Hill took the Cavs best shot by locking up Kyrie Irving and holding that dun to 10 points. Paul George loaded the barrel and put up 21 points while Big Boy Roy Hibbert added 19 to the kitty before heading to Toronto for their joint tonight.

Ole David kept throwing rocks but the Philistine wouldn’t fall. Maybe because in some instances impossible is a word. The Pacers have won eight straight against these clowns. At the end of the day, the better team just wins and God isn’t trippin’ over who wins a basketball game. He’s got more important things to deal with today so this particular David was out there completely on his own playa.

As I was covering this game I was scratching my head trying to understand why duns like Stephen A. Smith keep suggesting that LeBron would go back to Cleveland? They’re horrible and he’s been there/done that already bruh!

Some cats just need something to talk about just to hear themselves talk. Going back to Cleveland would be like moving back to the projects and dating the chick that he took out of the projects in the first place.

He cleaned her up only to make her one of the hottest chicks in the country but when he left to go to Miami her self-esteem left too. Boyz started abusing her again and now she's on section 8 back in the hood. Listen to me bruh; LeBron ain’t goin’ nowhere near Cleveland because Cleveland doesn't even want to! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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