The Frat GPA (Why the BCS got it right & the bottom feeders in the SEC are bragging)

"We got business to take care of bruh and you in the way!"

On Saturday night after all of the games had been played I stopped by the hood and fell off into the brown bag joint to get something to eat on the way home. Two O.G.’s and an older woman were at a table in the corner arguing about doing the right thing. John F. Kennedy said, “Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. Martin Luther King Jr. put his cigarette out and said, “The time is always right to do what is right.” Then Eleanor Roosevelt pushed the table over and said, “Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.”

That’s the BCS this morning playboy, it’s always right and the freakin’talking heads spent the entire season trying to convince you that it would explode and chaos would ensue and it never does. It got it right once again pimpin’. The two best teams in the country will play for all of the marbles in Pasadena on January 6^th! Florida State and Auburn pulled into the station as the best two teams when all of the smoke cleared.

Here’s my roof top screamer always hollering and never making sense. “Hold up dawg! You said that Florida State and Ohio State were gonna play for the title. Ohio State just lost to Michigan State!” You’re exactly right playboy and because they lost they no longer deserve to be in the title game. See how that works?

When they were 24-0 they were the 2^nd ranked team in the country behind Florida State and rightfully so. Then they got caught drinking up in Ann Arbor last week and boyz let them get away with a warning. They didn't learn their lesson and showed up in Indy on Saturday night stumbling around downtown and a Spartan driving a green Maserati ran over them when they were crossing the street. They died shortly after 11pm eastern in front of Lucas Oil Stadium with green paint on their face.

Tell Big Momma that we did everything we could to save their life but it just wasn’t mean to be. By dying in the Big Ten championship, the entire picture changed and it put Auburn into the BCS Tile Game. You can’t hate on that bruh. They are the hottest team in the country behind the Seminoles right now and they deserve to be in the game because the Buckeyes couldn’t control their liquor. Auburn’s got one loss but their resume is better than any other one loss team in the country. So they’re in! It’s just that simple.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Losing in the Big Ten title game was probably the best thing that could’ve ever happen to Ohio State. Why? Because you don’t wanna show up to the biggest game of the year with EVERYBODY watching and get the doors blown off of you again. Trust me, I know, because my Sooners ran the table in 2004 and went to title game to play Reggie Bush and Co. in the Orange Bowl and got embarrassed 55-19.

I was jacked up for at least 7 days bruh not because my team loss. But because I had to deal with all of the duns that saw my team lose playboy that had something to say about it! So consider this a blessing because EVERYBODY wasn’t watching the Big Ten championship. So you can go away peacefully under the radar without boyz throwing bottles at you.

Now what blows my mind is that duns from Kentucky started tweeting me last night screaming SEC, trying to prop up their affiliation to some cats that don’t even want them around. Kentucky is the dun in the car that boyz have to give a ride home because they live in the neighborhood but nobody talks to. They’re like the sick dog that boyz don’t wanna pay good money to put down so they take them for that infamous last ride but it keeps finding its way back home. They’re like the dun in the frat that keeps bringing the GPA down but is always at the party with a T-shirt on stepping like crazy. He’s in it for the props and the women but isn’t puttin’ in the any work. They call that a crab where I’m from playa.

Stop hollering SEC when you’ve never contributed to the success of the conference bruh! Like I’ve been saying for years, the top of the SEC is loaded and are carrying the rest of those duns. The same cats keep winning, LSU, Alabama, Florida and Auburn. Those 7 straight BCS championships were won by these 4 cats only not by 7 different schools or the entire conference. On some real talk, 5 or those 7 were won by 2 cats! Alabama won 3 and Florida won 2! So stop with the SEC chanting if you aren’t one of those schools.

By saying that the SEC has won 7 straight titles is a fallacy playboy! For those of you that don't know what that is, it's something that is truth but not necessarily truth. For example, it's like saying that people in the projects steal. Johnny lives in the projects therefore he steals. Teams from the SEC have won 7 straight championships. However, not all of them have won a championship. I do have a degree playboy from Indiana University while you're sittin' there hatin' on my writing style!

Side note: If 50% of the people in the room aren't hatin' on you! You need to step you're game up pimpin'! Let's move on!

Clowns that attach themselves to someone else's success are like the fool that lets his boy pay for the buffet at Shoney’s and then eats off of his plate. I saw an Ole Miss fan high fiving a Vandy fan as a cat from Miss State pulls up with some duns from Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina and Mizzou in the ride talking trash. They were all going to a boy from Texas A&M’s crib that's married to a girl from Georgia to celebrate the success of the SEC. When they got there somebody said put the championship rings on the table that have been won over the past 50 years and you heard two coins fall and some lent hit the table. Georgia had one (1980) and Tennessee had one (1998). Everybody else just stood there looking crazy.

Big props to both Florida State and Auburn for representin’ and making the college football season worth watching once again! In my Bart Scott voice, “Can’t Wait” until January 6^th. And if you run into some dun hollerin’ SEC and he’s not an LSU, Bama, Florida or Auburn fan, tell him to stop bringing the frat GPA down, take off that dull shirt. and start puttin' in some work. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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