Journalistic Shake Down (The REAL the media is hatin' on Auburn, Ohio State & Famous Jameis)

"They can hate all they want playboy! We just gotta win this weekend!"

I walked into the barber shop this morning and there were two English gents getting fades talking about what it means to be irrational. Thomas Huxley, the extraordinary biologist, said, “It is not to be forgotten that what we call rational grounds for our beliefs are often extremely irrational attempts to justify our instincts.” A.N. Wilson, the famous writer, came back with, “The fact that logic cannot satisfy us wakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.” Then Mr. Willie from down at the car wash walked in and said, “Don’t just be talkin’ to hear yourself talk bruh! When you ain’t makin’ sense, shut up!”

That’s the way I feel about most of these duns on sports radio and television that are trying to convince you and I that we didn’t see Alabama take an “L” on Saturday evening down at ole dull Toomer’s Corner. ESPN’s Colin Cowherd in particular, was on his show on Monday saying that Alabama was still ranked No.2 in his poll behind Florida State and in front of Ohio State, Mizzou and Auburn. Now the BCS obviously has it right with Florida State, Ohio State, Auburn and then Alabama.

Now his logic was that if Auburn played Bama again on a neutral field they would beat them so that justifies him keeping them ahead of the Tigers. See I wouldn’t have a problem with ole boy talking crazy if he were in the hood somewhere in the barber shop playing dominoes with Pookie & Ray Ray nem but he’s on a national radio show influencing millions of people with this foolishness.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If the loss doesn’t count then why are we even playing the freakin’ games bruh? Why are we even keeping score if you can lose a game and still be ranked ahead of the cats that just beat you because you look better than they do in a swim suit? It’s asinine to say the least. I know a whole lot of broads that pass the eyeball test that are crazy!

Who cares that you think that Alabama is a better team at the end of the day playboy. You’ve only got to be the better team for 2 and half hours! If Auburn has the same record as Alabama, playing in the same conference and they beat them heads up; then they deserve to be ranked ahead of them regardless of what a boy thinks. Otherwise, its foolishness and we shouldn’t even play the games at all. Just give the trophy to the dun that looks like Halle Berry or Beyoncé’ in some Apple Bottom jeans and keep it moving.

Was VCU better than the No.1 Kansas when they shocked them to make it to the Final Four in 2011? Not at all, but they were better than them for 2 and half hours bruh. If you play a boy heads up and lose, then the lost has to count for something. It would be different if Auburn had 4 loses and they just happened to show up and beat Bama but they’ve got the same freakin’ record!!!

Then I keep hearing these fools say that if Jameis Winston gets charged then they wouldn’t vote for Florida State to play in the national title game because they wouldn’t be the same team that they were with him. Again, if that were coming out of Ned the Whino’s mouth in the vacant lot next to the liquor store in the ghetto I wouldn’t be trippin’! However, these are duns with millions of listeners that can’t think for themselves that also can’t decipher foolishness from what makes sense.

So using that logic, if Tom Brady were to get arrested after the AFC Championship game on some foolishness and is denied bail and can’t play in the Super Bowl, are you gonna tell his team that they don’t "deserve" to play in the Super Bowl because they aren’t the same team without him? So we're just gonna put the Indianapolis Colts in the game instead. How stupid does that sound bruh?

Here’s my roof top idiot fan that loves to try to make sense, “Hey man in college basketball they have a tournament and in the NFL they have a playoff! They don’t have that in college football!” You’re absolutely right playboy, but boyz do play games and those games count. The ranking and polls are supposed to reflect wins vs. losses and if a boy plays you heads up and beats you there is nothing else to argue about; especially if they’ve got the same record playing in the same conference. How can a boy justify ranking Bama ahead of two teams that are playing for the conference championship this weekend and they’re sitting at the crib having flash backs of a boy going 109 yards down the sideline on 'um?

If the BCS was set up for the two best teams to play at the end of the year then it should be just that. It wasn’t set up for boyz to use the eyeball test. It’s about wins vs. loses! Not about who you “Feel” is better because if boyz are winning, playing in major conferences then those that are winning and running the table should play. Not the dun with the best looking hips in a pair of jeans bruh!

We ain’t talking about some cats playing in the MAC or the MWC either. We’re talking major conferences and there wasn’t a clause put in the BCS that said that everybody had to run the table but the duns in the SEC either. If you lose and there are still boyz out there with zero losses then you’re short pimpin’!

If we had all one loss teams bottled necked at the top then the logic of a one loss SEC team would make sense but at this point that isn’t the case because both Florida State and Ohio State are undefeated. But even if they weren’t, Bama is still short because the winner of the SEC would have to play because they would only have one loss and they've got the freakin' trophy. Not some duns that got beat on a dull 109 field goal return because their goal kicker was dull and missed three joints that even put them in that situation in the first place!

So stop trying to screw Ohio State if they should happen to win this weekend against Michigan State. If they run the table they’ve done what they were supposed to do to get to the BCS Title game and on some real talk, they’ve spotted boyz 12 games from last year.

These cats are 24-0! That’s gotta mean something bruh! While you’re playin’, if they had been eligible to play in the post season last year we wouldn’t even be talking about Alabama trying to win back to back joints. We’d be talking about Ohio State and I don't have a dog in the fight playa.

It doesn’t matter that you think that the Buckeyes are bad for TV ratings bruh. Let's face it, they've gotten the doors blown off of them the last two times they've shown up in the title game, so I get it.  But here's the difference between those last two teams and this one, Urban "freakin'" Meyer! So if they win, they’re in and it ain’t nothing you can do about it! Or is there? Because the media can be a bunch of gangstas running around shaking boyz down for their own benefit! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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