Halle Berry (Why the Pacers may just get fine enough to wear a cat suit! Bobcats 94 Pacers 99)

"Move #%&@! Get out the way! Get out the way!"

Big Momma would always give my brothers and I the same speech as we left the crib in the morning, “Y’all better stay together and if one of y’all fight, everybody better fight!” My Old Man would say, “Don’t let me hear about you letting somebody bother your brother and you don’t handle it because Ima handle you when I get home.” Then Mr. Willy down at the car wash gave it to all the young brothers this way, “If that’s ya road dawg when it’s all good then he better be ya road dawg when it’s bad too.”

On Friday night it got bad for Paul George (PG) but his boyz heard Big Momma loud and clear playboy. George struggled to find his rhythm as he went 2-12 shooting for only 10 points as the Indiana Pacers (20-3) survived a battle with ole dull Charlotte 99-94.

Now granted, the Bobcats are a much better team than they were a couple of years ago when they only won 7 freakin’ games but they’re still the Bobcats bruh. Once a boy gets a reputation for being dull it’s gonna take a long time for boyz to respect him. When cats see Charlotte on the schedule they start thinking about where they’re going to eat after the game. They don’t even prepare to play them. They rely on DNA alone to win games like this.

With the Pacers having the best record in the league they never imagined that these duns would show up and get in their grip like they did in the first half. They only led the Bobcats 56-55 at the break and on that note this joint just got real bruh. But Big Momma, the Old Man and Mr. Willy’s voices rang out and Lance Stephenson said, “I got you playboy! Let’s ride!” The Brooklyn Beast finished the night with 20 points, 11 rebounds and threw 7 dimes. What’s great about this team is that boyz will always step up and put in work. So it’s hard to just focus on one cat and think that your problems are solved. Not with this team playa!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If PG is hot then boyz get out of the way and let him do his thing. But if he’s struggling like he was on Friday night, they boot up. Big Boy Roy chipped in 18 points and 11 rebounds, David West brought 14 points and a green bean casserole to dinner. George Hill picked up 13 points and lottery ticket down in Haughville and Luis Scola grabbed 11 points and a large extra value meal out of the drive thru in Broad Ripple.

They have duns jumping out of the trunk on a regular basis that you forget are even on the team. Rasual Butler scored 8 points and most cats didn’t even know he was in the ride. What’s so crazy to me is that Chris Copeland hadn’t even put the bullets in the gun yet bruh! They’ve got shooters just camped out on the roof just in case they need them. I’m just sayin’!

I’m interested to see just how good this team is going to be 60 games in because 23 games in they’re looking like a young Halle Berry in Boomerang! She was fine but boyz really weren’t checking for her at the time. However, after about 60 games they should be Catwoman fine where at that point we’ve seen enough of her to know that walk anywhere.

You know what I’m trying to say bruh! The uniform will be as intimidating as that freakin’ cat suit was. When you see it you just fall out! It’s gonna take a boy with a whole lot of swagger and confidence to step to it and seize control of it! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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