Conscientious Stupidity (The REAL reason Johnny Football deserves to win the Heisman!)

"These boyz bout to hate me out of winning a 2nd Heisman bruh!"

As I’m rolling through Manhattan admiring all of the huge buildings, I run across these cats arguing about ignorance. Confucius says, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” George Bernard Shaw got fired up and said, “Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.” Then Martin Luther King Jr. double parked his joint and jumped out of the ride screamin’, “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

They must have been talking about the freakin’ Heisman Trophy presentation or to be exact, the voting process by which a boy wins one. Now there are more than 900 duns that have a say in who walks away with the hardware. The crazy thing about it is that most of these cats don’t know a thing about what the most outstanding player in the country looks or smells like.

So for that reason alone, the only cats that should even have a vote are the duns that actually own a Heisman, the cats that are exclusively college football analysts and a few select legendary retired coaches like Tom Osborne, Bobby Bowden, and Barry Switzer etc. The cat that's writing about hockey on Wednesday, baseball on Thursday, college football on Saturday and the NFL on Sunday shouldn't put his filthy hands on a vote bruh because he's a jack of all trades and a master of none.The more I sit in the cut and watch this foolishness play out the more disgusted I get with the process.

These duns have the nerve to have five finalists in New York today for the presentation! Really? The only two cats that should be in New York are Jameis Winston and Johnny Football! Why are we even entertaining anybody else? When the whole horse head gangsta move dove in the bed with Jameis they started trying to find somebody to give it to in the event that he was charged so they started selling raffle tickets.

Let’s keep it real or all the ways 100, whichever comes 1^st! They just went out to the projects and picked boyz up from the bus stop and gave them a ticket to New York. Now all of a sudden you got duns like Jordan Lynch from Northern Illinois that plays in the freakin’ MAC sitting here like he really played football this year. They picked up Tre Mason from Auburn when nobody outside of dull Toomer’s Corner knew who he was until Auburn shocked the world and beat Alabama. Now of course, boyz that really follow the game knew who he was but the average casual fan still doesn’t know who he is.

Then some cat fortunately wandered up to Boston College and got "what's his name" Andre Williams that NOBODY still knows even though he's rushed for 2,102 yards and 17 TD's. Now this kid definitely should be there because he's got crazy numbers! A.J. McCarron was the front runner when the horse head farted two weeks ago until a Chris Davis ran that joint down Bama’s throat. That put the dull media into a panic because they didn't want to give it to the cat that really deserved it. Then the Florida state attorney threw them a life line and let them off of the hook because they didn't want to give it to Johnny Football. I'm preachin' but y'all ain't listen!

It’s foolishness bruh! Straight up foolishness or like my man MLK said, “Conscientious Stupidity!” Do boyz even remember when the whole media world was singing the praises of one Teddy Bridgewater in August? Then when they lost to Central Florida boyz lost his number! But Jordan Lynch, playing in the freakin’ MAC, gets a front row seat at the Downtown Athletic Club! Wheredeydodatat?

What kills me is that these cats start moving boyz up and down the list based on whether a boyz loses a game or not. Then they reshuffle the deck once everybody loses a game. Now how can A.J. McCarron be the front runner two weeks ago and because a kid runs a field goal attempt back on the fat stanky lineman, he’s no longer the front runner like he missed the tackle. That dun was standing on the sideline watching the joint like everybody else.

Johnny Football has far better numbers (3,732 yards and 33 TD’S in the air and 686 yards and 8TD’s on the ground) than he had last year when he won the joint but because his team lost 4 games and the media doesn't like him, he’s not as good now? At what point did he line up and play defense bruh?

If the award is to be given to the MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER in college football then Johnny Football is your guy but the dull media doesn't like him.

However, you can't be mad if Famous Jameis walks away with the award because his numbers are video game-ish too! He’s put up 3,820 yards, 38 TD’s in the air and 193 yards and 4TD’s on the ground. But why are we entertaining these other cats?

I'm pulling for Jameis because they put the horse head in his bed and he took it like a G. They’ve already screwed him out of millions of potential endorsement dollars with this foolishness. You already know that many companies aren’t going to fool with him once he comes out of school after the 2014 season because of the public perception that he did something wrong and that’s a shame playboy! Now all we can do is sit in the cut and watch this ignorance play out tonight!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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