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When I fell into this house party in the projects I heard these cats in the corner talking about order. Thomas Merton, the famous writer and poet said, “Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of balance, order, rhythm and harmony.” Bill Cosby put his Jello down and said, “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.” Then his homeboy Albert Einstein got deep on them and said, “Occurrences in this domain are beyond the reach of exact prediction because of the variety of factors in operation, not because of any lack of order in nature.”
At some point you duns are gonna to start listening to me when I say that there will be no chaos in the BCS bruh! Stop hangin’ on every word of these clown talking heads on sports radio and TV telling you that the BCS is a mess and that chaos will ensue. Every year they start this foolishness by telling you that there will be 4 or 5 undefeated teams pulling into the gate and you fall for it.
Well... I’ve got a time share in Gary, In. with palm trees in a safe neighborhood where you never have to lock your doors at night and the gangstas will feed you breakfast in bed and take your garbage out if you believe that pimpin’.
Several weeks ago I told you to just sit in the cut and wait for all of these boyz to start falling. Why? Because it’s November and it happens all of the time! We saw Baylor, as I predicted in my weekly preview, get the doors blown off of them in Stillwater on Saturday night 49-17. We saw the Parliament Funkadelic (Oregon) get beat by Stanford a couple of weeks ago, as I predicted as well.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It ain’t over yet playboy! Somebody else will get eaten by the jaws of defeat in the next couple of weeks too. Y’all already know that I’ve been saying that Ohio State and Florida State will play for the title because they’ve got the easiest route over the last few weeks.
Bama will be probably go down at ole dull Toomer’s Corner this weekend in the Iron Bowl and it’ll be settled. But if they don’t somebody else will. Only two boyz will be left standing as usual.
The BCS gets it right every year but these fools will run game on you because you keep falling for. All we ever wanted to see was No.1 play No.2 and now we’ve got that. Before 1998 when the BCS was put together No.1 Alabama would have had to play in the Sugar Bowl and No.2 Florida State would have had to play in the Orange Bowl because of the contracts the bowls had with the conferences.
No.3 Ohio State, on the other hand, would have had to play in the Rose Bowl against the PAC12 or then PAC10. So they wouldn’t play each over and if No.1 and No.2 would have won their respective bowl games they would split the title and we’d spend the next year arguing about who would have won the joint. Now they are playing each other.
However, we’ve still got boyz are complaining. Why? Because the dull media wants more control of the game. Back in 2003 (actually the 2004 Sugar Bowl) LSU and Oklahoma played for the BCS National Championship where Nick Saban’s LSU Tigers won the joint.
However, the dull Associated Press got mad and named USC their national champ and they didn’t even play in the freakin’ game. How do I know? Because I was there playboy! Let me break it down for you!
At that time the BCS was heavily based on strength of schedule and margin of victory. There was very little human influence involved because the thought was to take the human element out to make it fair. So Oklahoma was ranked No.1 most of the season because they were beating the doors off of boyz and had the toughest strength of schedule. They lost in the Big 12 Championship Game to dull Kansas State as Darren Sproles went to work on them.
Because OU was so far out in front of the rest of the pack they only fell to No.2 and got into the BCS Title Game anyway. So the Associated Press got mad and took their ball and named USC the champ acting like some scorned broads.
Ever since then they have been trying to run game on you. Now they’ve got boyz thinking that there is going to be a 4 team playoff next year that will be better. It’s gonna be 4 teams that a group of people will still be VOTING on to play. That’s not better bruh. It’s the same! The only difference is that No. 5 and No.6 are gonna be upset now.
To make it worse you’ve got duns that are currently affiliated with schools and conferences VOTING on who gets in not the media. That ain’t better! That's GANGSTA! At least the BCS would let the natural order of things happen and let boyz fall apart on their own just like Baylor did last night. Now you'll have duns in a room with money under the table picking and choosing who plays for all of the marbles because you fell for the Oakey Doke!
If you want REAL sports commentary and not this foolishness that these cats are spittin’ keep up with Ya Boy and stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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