The REAL Comeback Kid (Seahawks 28 Colts 34)

"Naw big playa I got this!"
Winston Churchill once said, "Never, never, never give up." Then George Eliot spit that fire when he said, "It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive. There are certain things we feel to be beautiful and good, and we must hunger after them." Even ole dull Richard Nixon had something valuable to say when he shouted, "Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines."

Well the Indianapolis Colts took all of that advice on Sunday and just kept playing football! Even though they looked like the Bad News Bears for 3 quarters they found a way to beat the undefeated Seahawks 34-28! It seemed like Murphy's Law was in full effect at Lucas Oil Stadium because everything that could go wrong did go wrong early.

They couldn't move the ball, had a dull punt blocked for a safety that should have been a Seattle touchdown. The dun in the instant replay booth must have been cock eyed with a patch on the other joint. No way was it a safety! But that saved the Colts from going down 17-0 early. That would have nailed boyz in the casket had Blind Mellow Jelly called off on Sunday!

They couldn't buy a 1st down what seemed like the entire 1st quarter. They were 3 and out so much that I got dizzy just watching it. Seattle had 6 first downs before the Colts registered their 1st first down bruh. They were down 12 so fast it seemed like a car jacking in Haughville but once they picked up that first down the very next play with only 1:04 left in the 1st quarter Luck connected with T.Y. Hilton on a 73 yard strike to close the gap 12-7!

The Colts just couldn't seem to get on the freakin' horse all day but they kept Seattle from scoring touchdowns and kept making them settle for field goals. That dun Steven Hauschka kicked 4 field goals that kept it close enough for the REAL Comeback Kid to pull a Kobe, put the team on his back and pull out yet another 4th quarter game winning drive. This was Andrew Luck's 9 game winning drive in the fourth quarter or overtime in his short less than two year career. Jake Plummer is the only other quarterback in the history of the league to do that within the first two years. Not even the great Peyton Manny can say that pimpin'! He's only did it 8 times. I'm just sayin'!

Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! So from now on for all of you hatin' fans that keep showing up to Colts homes games in Peyton Manny No.18 Denver Broncos jerseys I'm going to be standing outside giving fines or beat downs depending upon whether I think I can take you or not. Stop disrespecting this young boy and let it go. Peyton plays in Denver so if you've got a love affair with him that's cool! Just leave it at the crib when you come to see these boyz play. That's like wearing the sweater that your Ex gave you with his freakin' picture on it on a date with your new man! Who does that bruh? No haters or freakin' Peyton Manning man crushes allowed and in the famous words of ole Winston, never, never, never give up!"

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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