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Oliver Stone spit some fire when he said, “Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that.” Johnann Kasper Lavatar, the Swiss poet, got up and said, “The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and dull spirit at the same time.” Then William Penn took his wide brim gangsta off, put his drink down and said, “The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.”
The great Michael Jordan is having fits because his career is over and this young boy is literally on his heels. Just like clockwork Mike couldn’t help himself when he stole the cheese on Tuesday! The Miami Heat held their media day on Monday where the greatest player on the planet made the comments that he had gotten better over the summer and that his long term plan was to become the greatest basketball player ever. That’s nothing more than an honest conversation from a boy that’s still competing in the NBA. That’s real talk!
However, when he said it I knew that ole dull MJ was gonna hit the news with some foolishness within 24 hours because he can’t just let that young boy shine! LeBron is coming off of back-to-back championships and his 4th league MVP so the world is his right now. Keep in mind that Mike only won 5 MVP’s in his career and LeBron has 4 already and he’s only 28. So on some real talk, you can’t bet against this dun for at least 6 years. I’m just sayin’!
But ole dull Michael Jordan can’t stand that this young boy is shining so he’s got to steal the shine by saying that he’d beat LeBron in a game of 1 on 1 if he was in his prime while shooting a video promoting “NBA 2K14.” Now keep in mind that Jordan has been on the cover since 2011 when he signed a sponsorship deal with 2K Sports. In 2012 he shared the cover with Magic and Bird. Now this year Lebron is on the cover by himself so this dun feels like ole boy is taking his shine from him even in the video game!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Jordan is a 100% U.S.D.A Prime and FDA Approved Hater! Now here’s the roof top screamer shouting at me again, “Why is Jordan a hater for saying what he really thinks bruh? You always protectin’ LeBron! Wassup wit that dawg?”
Here’s Wassup with that pimpin? Let’s put it in perspective playboy! Jordan is the G.O.A.T., the greatest player to ever play the game at the end of his career. His resume speaks for itself. You can’t add anything to it or take anything away from it. You would agree with that right? But nobody's asking Bill Russell how he feels about that though.
So why is a 50 year old man that is considered by most as the greatest player ever constantly taking shots at a young boy simply trying to do his thing? You didn’t hear the Big O or Bill talking about how they would beat Jordan in their prime and so on and so forth. They weren’t sitting in the joint giving away a boy’s trade secrets and telling the media that if he goes to his left he’s going to the rack and if he’s going to his right he’s shooting! You didn’t ever hear of Muhammad Ali doing interviews and telling boyz that he would have knocked Tyson out when he was coming up!
Deion Sanders ain’t running around telling boyz that Darrelle Revis can't cover like he could or Joe Montana constantly telling folks that he’s better than Tom Brady or Peyton Manning. Jerry Rice ain't at the food court in the mall telling boyz that Megatron doesn't have hands like he had. Jim Brown and Barry Sanders ain't in the barber shop throwing dominos at duns saying that Adrian Peterson can't tote the rock like they did! Stop it already bruh cuz you're playin' yourself!
Sidney Poitier wasn’t dissing Denzel on his way up! You didn’t see Richard Pryor slamming Eddie Murphy’s routine. Michael freakin’ Jackson wasn’t telling folks that he was better than Usher or Chris Brown! And you know that some clown media cat has asked them those same dumb questions. Why haven’t you heard of them talking crazy? Because they’re secure in who and what they are! People that are accomplished don’t need validation bruh because their resume has already validated it!
The great Walter Payton said it best when he said, "When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you!"
Mike’s got issues because he’s been famous long enough to know that boyz are fishing and he keeps voluntarily taking the bait.Why? Because he wants to be the man forever! LeBron is only 28 and he was smart enough to answer the question like a grown man! When asked what he thought about MJ’s comments he simply said, “MJ said that? I’ve thought about the matchup, but no one will ever see it and it’s not going to happen.” That’s a grown man answer bruh because you already know what they’re trying to do.
When a 50 year old legend is bragging about beating a then high school senior, O.J. Mayo, in a game of 1 on 1 then you know you’re dealing with a cat with serious issues regardless of how great a player he was. When a 50 year old man starts telling boyz during the All-Star break that he’s thinking about making a comeback because a certain young boy was shining that weekend it’s a problem. But Jordan diehards can’t see that their boy is a hater.
Take your heart out of if bruh and while you're at it take off those same ole sneakers that he's been selling you since '86! Also, come out of the Jump Man 23 sweat suit, the Jump Man goggles and turn off Space Jam so that you can see this dun for who he is.
Most cats defending Jordan never even saw him play or only got in on the back end of his career. That's anybody under 40 playboy! He revolutionized the sports marketing and branding game and boyz can't separate his foolishness from that. He was a great player but he's a mark as an owner because he's a selfish individual! Just go listen to his Hall of Fame speech if you think I'm lyin' to you! It's all about him bruh!
First of all, O.J. Mayo ain’t even close to being LeBron James. Also bragging about beating Michael Kidd-Gilcrist was just as stupid too but boyz just let it slide because it’s Jordan.
The Kobe fans were running around hyped that he said that he couldn't beat him and completely missed the shove in the face that he gave him. They were so gullible that they didn't even pick up on the fact that Jordan took a swipe at him. He straight up said that he couldn't beat Kobe because Kobe was him. Why? Because Kobe wasn't creative enough to be his own player and person! He plays like Mike! He walks like Mike, talks like Mike and even chews gum like Mike! So Mike can't hate on himself right? Only the real G's in the building picked up on that though! I'm spittin' but y'all ain't listenin'!
Mike needs to go somewhere and sit his “A” down like Big Momma used to say. Let these boys do what they do and stop hatin’! He’s gonna be 75 years old still talking crazy because he can’t accept that his playing days are over and that he can’t change his stats nor add to his accolades. All he can do is sit and watch this young boy win, put up more points, stock pile awards, take his place as the G.O.A.T. and it’s driving his dull spirit crazy. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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