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Chanakya, the ancient Indian philosopher, once said, “A man is great by deeds not by birth.” Eleanor Roosevelt gave it to us like this, “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” Then Winston Churchill pulled up with the system bangin’, sittin’ on 24’s and said, “All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.”
Well…I’ll have to disagree with ole Eleanor when she says that small minds discuss people because if you ain’t talkin’ about Famous Jameis Winston this morning your mind is mush. And Winston must have been bumpin’ that music way too loud because he forgot to say the single word "Jameis" when he jumped out of the whip discussing great things.
On Saturday down at Doak Campbell Stadium the #25 Maryland Terrapins rolled in trying to look like the Parliament Funkadelic but they forgot two things. The talent and the funky music because the real Funk is played in Eugene! For those reasons they got the doors blown off of them 63-0 but not before Jameis Winston went 23-32 for 393 yards and 5 touchdowns in 3 quarters bruh!
I’ve been telling you cats since the 1st week of the season that Famous Jameis was the next big thing when I saw this dun completely destroy Pitt by going 25 of 27 for 356 yards, 4 TD’s and one of those incompletions was a cat stepping out of bounds.
I can hear some fool saying, “It was Pitt bruh! He’s supposed to destroy them!” If you know what you’re looking for in great players it doesn’t matter who they’re playing playa. For a boy to complete nearly every pass he lets go is ridiculous. Here this clown goes again, “Well his receivers have to catch the ball!” Yeah you idiot but it’s all about where he puts the football. This dun was putting it into places that only the receiver could catch it. At that moment he could have bought his ticket to New York for the Heisman ceremony. The only way he doesn’t win that joint is if the Seminoles fall asleep at the wheel before they vote.
I know that you’ve still got duns like Georgia’s Aaron Murray, Alabama’s A.J. McCarron, A&M’s Johnny Football and Louisville’s Teddy Touchdown still bangin every week but none of those cats have been as impressive has Famous Jameis week in and week out! I know Bridgewater is showing out too but the voters are gonna hate on him because he’s playing in a make shift conference this season before Louisville goes to the ACC next year. That will hurt him for sure, not that I agree with it but the Heisman vote is a media bias' dream. You know how these dull media cats do.
Also keep in mind that all of these duns won't go undefeated. So as boyz fall off Famous Jameis will elevate to the top of the charts!
Jameis hasn't struggled at all this season and he’s been a man among boyz in every game playboy. He’s thrown for 1,441 yards, 17 TD’s with only 2 interceptions and has completed 73% of his passes. The real story isn’t in the total yards or the touchdowns my dude. It’s in the completion percentage because he’s not playing the entire games because they’re blasting boyz. He could be well over 2,000 yards by now if he was playing the entire 4 quarters every week. I’m just sayin’! In the world of college football, just as in the NFL, winning and losing is determined by quarterback play and for that reason Florida State is back!
The difference between teams like Florida State and Louisville is that the Seminoles have studs all over the field. The talent is off of the charts and the depth is crazy. Don’t sleep on these boyz because by week 10 or 11 that’s all you’re going to hear about. So you can thank Ya Boy for turning you on to the real now! The Florida State Seminoles are back led by Famous Jameis Winston!!!
Last year they fell asleep at the wheel by losing to ole dull NC State and they completely fell off of the radar. This year they’ve got better quarter back play because ole boy doesn’t turn it over like E.J. Manual used to do. Get your buffalo wings and beer ready because they’re on a collision course in two weeks to play Tajh Boyd and Co. down in Death Valley which should be classic.
Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If you ain’t up on Famous Jameis you’re still wearing hammer pants, penny loafers and leg warmers all at the same time bruh! I know that Johnny Football, Aaron Murray, A.J. McCarron and boyz like Teddy Bridgewater are vogue to sit around the barber shop and talk about but you gotta be up on the next big thing and it doesn’t get any bigger than Famous Jameis right now!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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