9/10's

"I got it! No I got it! I said I got it bruh!"
The phrase “Possession is nine tenths of the law” was derived from a Scottish expression “Possession is eleven points in the law, and they say there are but twelve.” In other words, the Gucci bag that you’re carrying is presumed to be yours unless someone can prove that you stole it. Or better yet, it is presumed to be real unless someone can prove that it’s fake because y’all know that 90% of these clowns are rockin’ the knock off with the knock off red bottoms to match. 

It’s supposed the work the same way in the NFL but I guess the replacement officials either didn’t grow up in the hood or simply missed that class. On Monday Night these duns made the worst call in the history of the game. On the last play of the game, to decide the game, the Seattle Seahawks put up a Hail Mary and the Packers clearly came down with the interception and Seattle's Golden Tate stuck his hand in there and was rewarded the football for the touchdown and the win.

It would have been different if they were even wrestling for it. He only had one arm in the mix and the dull replacements called it a touchdown. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Either all of these cats have glaucoma or are wearing pop bottle glasses with transition lenses. They must have graduated from the Helen Keller/Stevie Wonder/Blind Mellow Jelly Give Me Back My Daddy's Records school of officiating. You feel me? It’s amazing how many calls they’re blowing bruh! It has nothing to do with the speed of the game like most of the talking heads keep saying. These guys either can't see, just don’t know the rules or both!!

You learned in the 2nd grade in the ghetto that possession was nine tenths of the law when Lil’ Man Man and Nem stole your sneakers out of your gym locker. When you told the principal that boyz got you for your shoes the first thing he or she said was “prove it.” How do I know that they’re your sneakers because he’s got them on?”  True dat! Point well taken.

So you went and got your older brothers(not twins), cousins and neighbors that were ALL in the 6th grade to jump Lil’ Man Man & Nem after school in front of everybody. Why? Because a beat down has to occur in front of anybody that could potentially steal your joints later in life. The message has to be given soundly that possession is in fact nine tenths of the law so boyz never forget it. That’s why I stated earlier that the replacement refs couldn’t have possibly grown up in the hood because there is no way they would have given that ball to Golden Tate.

"Hey, we only have to do this 'til the new Jordan's come out!"
Now are the replacements killing the game? Not at all bruh! However, they are increasing the sale of new plasma TV’s because folks are throwing whole plates of food and beer at their existing televisions.  Fans are so upset and addicted to this game that they’d rather destroy the TV than to turn it off. It’s called being a "hype." I’m starting to see boyz scratching and walking up and down the streets with ashy lips because they want the regular officials back. Sadly, they’ll keep watching the replacements screw up because they’re fiends for the game.

The NFL knows that the fans aren’t going anywhere so that's why the replacements are working in the first place. So you've got two options bruh. You can either buy a net to put in front of your TV or go over to your neighbors house to watch the games next week because I’m convinced that these officials are really the managers at Footlocker in between Jordan's.

Real talk though, isn't it just like Pete Carroll to accept the win when everybody can see that the Packers clearly intercepted the pass. Yeah, we all know that the refs are struggling but to not step up and say that it was a terrible call is a form of cheating. You still get the win but at least say that it was bogus. By not saying a word even after watching the tape is shady. We all know that the replacements are in way over their heads but to hide apples in your pockets and run off of the field is like running out of the store without paying for your soda because the cashier missed it!

 Get off of the refs and hold Pete Carroll, Golden Tate and the Seahawks accountable for not having any integrity. Keep in mind that Ole Golden is the same cat that broke into a donut shop in the middle of the night when he was initially drafted and Pete left USC hangin' like a teen aged father leaving his girl at the free clinic. Why are we even surprised bruh?

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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2 comments:

  1. I really enjoyed that Jay! Laughed hard 3 times:) Thanks man!

    Chiefswon

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  2. Yes SIr Bruh not surprised by this at all.

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