Nauseous

"Umm, Umm, Umm! Still got it bruh!"

Every man has been through it at some point in their lives, whether it was in high school, college or during their adult life. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, I’ll say it in my old school playa’s  voice, “Just keep on livin’ young blood, because it’s bound to happen but it’ll make a man out of you!”  Every guy has been in a serious relationship with a woman only to break up with her for what they thought was a dime. Then several months after the break up. You run into her and she’s even finer than you ever remember her being but she’s with another cat and you immediately get sick to your stomach. 

That’s what Indianapolis Colts fans went through last night when they saw Peyton Manning on the field in a Denver Bronco’s uniform. Earlier in the day their new boy friend, Andrew, went 23-45 for 309 yards a TD and 3 INT’s as the Colts took an “L” against the Chicago Bears 41-21. Peyton on the other hand, went 19-26 for 253 yards and 2 TD’s and scored his 400^th career TD in his debut as a Bronco.

It’s been 611 days since the Indy faithful has actually seen him play and boy did he look good. Cats in Indy were nauseous watching ole Peyton switch by batting his eyes with his new team. You could even hear Jim Irsay dry heaving in the bathroom of the sports bar. While "earling" you could hear him sounding like Sweet Poly Purebred singing that Under Dog joint, “Oh where oh where has my Peyton gone, oh where oh where could he be?” You know that dun was sick last night watching Manning run the hurry up offense like the veteran that he is. He especially should have the runs the way he treated Manning before the break up because he handled the situation with absolutely no class at all. He was puttig their business all out in the streets on Twitter etc. So you know that he's on an IV right now bruh!

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! It made all of the sense in the world to break up with Peyton last year because the Colts had the #1 pick in the draft in Andrew Luck in April. He was probably the most NFL ready quarterback to come out of college since Peyton and they couldn’t pass up the opportunity with Manning coming off of 3 neck surgeries and getting old. If they had kept him on the roster by March 8^th they would have had to pay him a $26 million roster bonus. That didn’t make sense to do because Luck had to be paid a king’s ransom for being the 1^st pick. So they had no choice but to break up with him.

Even with that logical explanation in mind, Colts fans and Irsay still couldn’t keep solid foods down once they saw him out last night because all they could think about was the new boyfriend gettin’ it in. The visualization alone kept boyz in the bathroom for the rest of the night with their old Colts #18 jerseys on. They realize that they made the right decision but it hurts to see that fine thang switch by. It’ll probably be better if they didn’t watch him on TV for a few weeks because he looked too good and it’s still way too early after the break up. I can see boyz now ridin' around bumpin' that Cooley High theme song, "It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday!" and smelling their #18's looking pitiful today. 

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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