Car Jacked!

"Bruh, we never should have stopped at that light!"

Even before the season ended I was saying that the New Orleans Saints were playing the best football in the NFL. Typically the team that catches fire going into the playoffs has the momentum to burn the joint down. Well, the Saints literally blazed the first floor of the castle on Saturday and are moving on up stairs next week.

Drew Brees was lights out on boyz as he led a complete car jacking without the ski masks on offense by throwing for 466 yards and three touchdowns. They allowed the Lions to test drive the Maserati in the first half by letting them to hang around for entertainment purposes. They knew how upset I was at Floyd Mayweather for taking my money on that last fight so they at least let my BBQ cool off. However, in the second half they just started pulling boyz out of vehicles to go on to a 45-28 NFC wild-card victory over Motown's finest.

The boyz from the Bayou broke the postseason NFL mark for total yards in a game with 626 which has stood for 49 years.

"We were pulling out all the stops," Brees said. "We play aggressive. We're not going to apologize for that. That gives guys in the huddle a lot of confidence. We're not going to pull the reins back. It's pedal to the medal."

Your boy was 33 of 43 passing the football in route to throwing for the most yards in a regulation playoff game. He also had three completions of at least 40 yards. When I say Brees was clicking on all cylinders that's an understatement bruh!

"We just focus on winning. We're not focused on yards and records," Saints coach Sean Payton said. "I'm serious when I say that."

I'm just glad that he didn't shake the hand or slap the back of Lions head coach Jim Shwartz too hard after the game. With a beat down like that I'm sure Schwartz would have chased him through the 9th Ward to get his lick back. You know how boyz used to chase you for blocks to get it back in the hood. Well, Schwartz would have run up in Lil Wayne's crib last night for that joint.

He was not happy about the Saints pulling him out of the ride at the light only to strip the vehicle and sell the parts back to him. The offense that set an NFL record for yards from scrimmage this season with 7,474 ran past the Lions on the ground with 167 yards to a mere 32. You know they’re getting it in in the French Quarter bruh.

The Saints fans, that for so long have been called the "Ain't's", are on another run to the Super Bowl, in my opinion. They’re primed and ready to show up in Green Bay in a few weeks. If anyone can win on the road at Lambeau Field it would be Brees and Company. However, let's not put the cart before the horse because still have to travel to the Bay Area and play San Francisco(13-3) in the second round match up.

I just hope they don't get out there and start trying to figure out what E-40 is still mumbling about. Mr. make up words that make no sense to air breathing human beings. Please don't call Too Short and go over the bridge with him because he'll keep the team out all night telling them "Freaky Tales!" Trust me I know because I've been listening to that story for 24 years bruh!

The playoffs only get better today when the Steelers limp into Denver to meet Tebow and the gang. Under normal circumstances this game would be an after thought with the Steelers winning big but once again the moon and stars are aligning for Tebow to be Tebow and pull the upset.

The Steelers come in snake bitten, riddled with injuries. Running back Rashard Mendenhall, corner back Cortez Allen and center Markice Pouncey are all out for Sunday’s game. Not to mention Big Ben has a problem ankle which will limit his mobility. All Tebow and the Bronco's need to do is hang around for 3 quarters with that unbelievable defense they've got led by rookie linebacker Von Miller and his partner in crime Elvis Dumervil. If after 3 quarters they're still in it don't count the Bronco's out.

Atlanta goes to New York as well but it will be business as usual because Matty Ice hasn’t won a playoff game and I don’t see why he’ll start today. Also Eli Manning has thrown for darn near 5,000 yards this season(4933). He’s only sitting behind Drew Brees and Aaron Rogers in passing yards. I don’t see the Giants falling apart just yet. As always, stop me when I start lying bruh!

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Information from the Associated Press was used in this article.