Why Kevin Durant should FOREVER be known as Bobby Womack! "G Code"

"Bobby who bruh?" 
Theodore Roosevelt once said, "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing." Plato gave it to us like this, "A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers." Then Tony Robbins, the motivational speaker, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped." 

Well playas...Kevin Durant has made the decision and now his destiny has been shaped to forever be known in barber shops all over the country as a buster. At some some point you boyz are goin' to start listenin' to me! Early Monday mornin' I told you cats in the Hot Joint entitled, "Mountains" that it would make sense for KD to go to Golden State. And guess what playboy he did!! Ole boy signed a 2 year deal worth $54 million with the second year as a player option. 


Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! KD had EVERY right to sign with whoever he wanted to. Why? Because he was an unrestricted free agent!! So if he wanted to jump in the ride with the duns from Oakland then it was his legal right to do so. Now just because it was legal for him to do it doesn't mean that it was a "playa move." It was as foul as you can get from a competitive standpoint and PLEASE don't try to compare what this dun did to LeBron's move to Miami!! 


LeBron was on team with duns like Boobie Gibson, Antwan Jamison, an old washed up overweight Shaq, Delante West  and freakin' Mo Williams!! They had NO shot of winnin' a gold fish at the fair. His head coach had just been fired and Danny Ferry, his GM, quit a week before he decided to make a move to Miami! And keep this real playboy, Miami wasn't a title contender until he got there. 


And I don't wanna hear from the Jordan fans screamin' the same foolishness! "Jordan didn't leave to chase a championship!" He didn't have to leave bruh! He got Scottie after three years! He couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs until he got Pip in '87 and then in '89 he got Phil!!! So he didn't have to leave! Magic walked into a situation with Kareem already wearin' a '71 ring and Bird fell off into Boston as soon as Mchale and Parrish showed up! So no, they didn't have to leave and neither did Durant!!! BUT HE HAD THE LEGAL RIGHT TO DO SO. 

KD was on the squad full of hoopers that were up 3-1 on Golden State in the Western Conference Finals! He was gettin' it in with Young Russ, one of the premier players in the league. So I don't wanna hear another word about LeBron James EVER again!! What KD just did was a straight up Bobby Womack move bruh! For all of you young bucks that know the foolishness of Bobby Womack let me bring you up to speed. 


The singers Bobby Womack and Sam Cook were boyz back in the day! When Sam died, Bobby married his widow bruh! It doesn't get any dirtier than that. Now legally he had the right to marry her because marriage is "'til death do us part!" So there is no rule that says that he couldn't marry her. However, he violated the the G Code by steppin' to her in the first place. Just because the rule says that it's legal doesn't mean that you should do it. 


If you're already playin' on a title contender and you've got the best team in the freakin' league on the ropes beggin' for mercy down 3-1. You don't jump in the ride with them! You re-tool and try to beat them next year! Wheredeydodatat? There is no reason to leave if you're already on a team that's capable of winnin'!!! 


But I told you boyz that he would bounce! Why? Because he wanted the easiest route to the title bruh and it doesn't get any easier than jumpin' in the ride with a boy that's already capable of goin' 73-9 with the BEST shootin' backcourt in NBA history!!! Bobby Womack bruh! Bobby freakin' Womack!!! 


But please don't act like KD is the only cat to pull a stunt like this. I mean, to jump on a team that's already stacked and ready to go. Karl Malone, Gary Payton and Steve Nash ran out to LA to jump on the bandwagon to win a title but it didn’t happen because of injuries. Charles Barkley ran out to not only Phoenix but to Houston only to come up short. Then he had the nerve to jump on the Dan Patrick show a few years ago hollerin’ about how much he doesn’t respect LeBron because he left to play with his boyz. And you already know that he's gonna be on somebody's show tomorrow talkin' crazy about KD. In my Huggy Lowdown voice, "Waaaait for itttt!" 


Now ole boy needs to be clowned but duns like The Glove, Karl Malone, Clyde Drexler and Barkley need NOT say a mumblin' word about KD. Stop me when I start lyin'! 


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Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 
4) G Code: noun - the morals that dudes in the hood live by. Never step to  boy'z girl/wife, ex-girl/wife or current girl/wife. That's the No.1 rule of the code. I could go on and give the other 50 rules by why? 


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