The REAL reason Tom Brady isn't foolin' with the Supreme Court now! "Kickin' Rocks"

"Maaaaan!!!" 

Dean Kamen, the entrepunuer and inventor, once said, "I do not want to waste any time. And if you are not working on important things, you are wasting time." Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, "If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality." Then Helen Mirren, the English actor, broke it down into little pieces so boyz could swallow it when she spit, "There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time." 

Well playas...Tom Brady has finally figured out that he was wastin' his time tryin' to wrestle with Roger Goodell and the NFL on this ignorance that we call Deflategate! At last this dun has decided to go somewhere and sit his butt down (edited version). After the 2nd US Circuit Court of Appeals in ManHattan told him to kick rocks on Wednesday. He started hollerin' that he would take this foolishness all the way to the Supreme Court. Then on Friday he announced on his Facebook page that he would serve the suspension and move on. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! With all of the foolishness goin' on in this country did he really think that the Supreme Court was gonna sit down and listen some wealthy football player that's married to a chick that makes twice the money he makes whine about not playin' for 4 weeks? Really? They probably called that dun and told him on Friday mornin' to not even waste his time knockin' on their door with that foolishness. 

We're about to have a log jam of ignorance runnin' at us in just a few months! We've got all of these police shooting deaths that we already know are headed this way because the local jurisdictions are about to play crazy and let all of these boyz loose. We've got a Presidential election that's about to be the most ignorant in the HISTORY of this country. You already know boyz are gonna pull some type of fire alarm that we're gonna have to put out. So don't even bring yo butt up in here whinin' about not playin' some dumb game that means ABSOLUTELY nothin' to nobody in the grand scheme of things. 

On some real talk, it doesn't mean that much to Tom Brady either bruh!! These boyz are so slick that they've already restructured his 2016 salary and back loaded his real bread so that the 4 game suspension wouldn't cost him but a little more than $200K! Now he's only makin' $1 million in salary for the 2016 season and the rest his money is tied up into a $28 million signin' bonus that the league can't touch. His original salary was supposed to be $9 million so with 4 game checks he would have lost $2 million. So to go from losin' $2M to $200K is gangsta and he's still got $28 million on deck!! Stop with this foolishness!!!

So the Supreme Court isn't crazy bruh! They could see all of this foolishness gettin' out of the car down the street. They also know that all of this could have been avoided in January of 2015 right after the darn AFC Championship Game. All Brady had to do was fess up in a BS lie and boyz would have moved on. He could have easily said that he likes his footballs at the lowest possible level that the league allows. We must have gone below that threshold and for that I'm sorry. The league would have hit him with a $25K fine and it would have been over. 

But 18 months later he's still lyin' and actin' a fool but he's smart enough to know that the Supreme Court doesn't have time to play with him this year or next year. So he's got no choice but to take his "L" and keep it movin' at this point. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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