Why Scottie is trippin' sayin' that his 72-10 Bulls would sweep Golden State! "L"

"You see what these boyz doin'? Yeah bruh...crazy!" 

Oliver Stone, the film director, once said, "Never underestimate the power of jealousy and the power of envy to destroy. Never underestimate that." William Shenston, the 18th century English poet, gave it to us like this, "Jealousy is the fear or apprehension of superiority: envy our uneasiness under it." Then Marilyn Monroe put it where the goats could get it, "Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you." 

Well playas...that's exactly what the Golden State Warriors are experiencin' right now, a bunch of old heads hatin' on every move they make. Earlier this week Scottie Pippen was on The Dan Patrick Show and when asked how these young boyz would match up with the '95-'96 Bulls, AKA the 72-10 Bulls, ole boy flat out said that they would sweep these young boyz. SWEEP BRUH?

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These old heads are something else!! Golden State is playin' at a level that he haven't seen since the 72-10 Bulls! Pipp is on that Haterade for that one. How are you just gone sweep a boy and they're ballin' at the same rate if not better than your Bulls were. First of all, we'll never know because it's all hypothetical. So just give these boys their props and keep it movin'. 

All we can do is compare the two teams statistically. Golden State are averagin' 115 points per game and givin' up 104 points per game. The Bulls put up 105 and gave up 92. So that's pretty much a wash. GS is averagin' 48 percent shootin' from the field and 41 percent from 3 point range. The Bulls averaged 47 and 40! However, Golden State as attempted 2,392 three point shots in 76 games which is 1,043 more attempts than the Bulls did in 82 games with a higher percentage made! HUGE ADVANTAGE GOLDEN STATE!!!  GS is averagin' 75 percent shootin' free throws and the Bulls 74! Wash!! GS has put up 8,739 points through 76 games and the Bulls 8,625 at the same point. Advantage Golden State! 

So how are you gonna fix your mouth to say that the Bulls would sweep these boyz if they played heads up? C'mon bruh! That's Haterade reekin' from your pores. Just give these boyz their props. We'll never know how the joint would end up because we'll never see it but to say that a boy would get swept is crazy. 

The Bulls didn't sweep the darn Supersonics in the Finals when they went 72-10 and won the championship bruh! They lost 2 games in that series and Seattle lost 18 that year. Sure, they swept the Knicks in the conference semifinals and the Heat in the openin' round but those teams weren't anywhere near the level of Golden State! Stop it Pipp! You're trippin' and hatin' at the same time. Let these boyz do their thing and take the "L" if they go 73-9 or better. Records are meant to be broken. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as simple as possible, to put it at the easiest level you can put it so that boyz can understand it. 
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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