The Bus Stop (Why the Pacers need to brace for the Heat bringin' the funk tonight)

"Oh I know they told you bruh!"

Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, once said, “It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge.” Frank Sinatra was speaking in G code when he said, “The best revenge is massive success.” Then William Shakespeare lit his cigar and asked boyz some serious questions, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we do not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

Well playboy…those are the same questions that the Miami Heat and more specifically, LeBron James, is asking boyz today. The Indiana Pacers went to work on them Sunday afternoon in Game 1 in an unconscious performance where they shot the ball like a freakin’ video game.

Now the question is, can the Pacers keep up that pace in Game 2 now that they’ve pulled the Beef Jerky commercial and pissed off Big Foot. Keep in mind pimpin’ that the Heat haven’t lost back to back playoffs games since the 2012 conference finals against Boston. For y’all that’s checkin’ that’s 39 postseason games without it happenin’. So the boyz rockin’ the blue and gold bandanas better be ready to bring the funk again tonight because Miami sure will.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! As good as the Pacers played in Game 1 the Heat were never really out of it. Think about it playboy, the Pacers probably played as good as they could possibly play and shot the lights out of the ball and only won by 11. That’s scary bruh!

By mid-way through the second quarter of Game 1 the Pacers were shootin’ 85 percent from behind the arc. That’s insane playa. Now granted they finished the game shootin’ at a reasonable 42 percent from three but they got out of the gate so fast on the Heat that it was almost impossible for them to recover.

Now reality sets in for Game 2 and will the Pacers be ready for that Philistine to come through the front door? It’s almost like the dun that jumps on a boy on the school bus, takes his lunch money and pushes him around in front of the fellas. He looks like that dude on the ride home on that particular day. Everybody is dappin’ him up and givin’ him his props but in the back of his mind he’s thinkin’ about ole boy’s big brother that’s gonna be waitin’ for him at the bus stop first thing tomorrow mornin’.

You already know that it’s comin’ so you gotta prepare for it. Paul George already knows that LeBron is gonna be waitin’ at the bus stop with his fightin’ shoes on. You know how cats will take the new boyz off so that a dun doesn’t step on them when he’s gotta scrap before school? Mario will be holdin’ his new joints until he finishes handlin’ his business. Count on it bruh, he’s the Philistine with a reputation to uphold.

If you don’t listen to anything that I say playboy understand this, LeBron is goin’ to be aggressive tonight gettin’ to the rim. Get ya popcorn ready because he’s goin’ to be at the rim like singles at the strip club and gold teeth in Memphis.

PG already knows that ole boy is comin’ when he said, “He (James) will shoulder everything. I think he’s going to be much more aggressive with the ball. I think he’s going to be looking to make more plays, looking to shoot more shots and really looking to get guys going. It’s going to be a tough night for me, but its part of the league.” In other words, “I know ole boy is gonna be at the bus stop so I gotta role deep tonight.”

Do you realize that the Heat as a team only got the free throw line 15 times in Game 1 while the Pacers got there 37 times? That’s a problem that they’ll be lookin’ to fix real quick. Like I keep tellin’ you boyz so Hibbert goes so goes the Pacers. That dun has got to show up again tonight. He can’t pull up with the fellas and sit in the ride listenin’ to some Luther with his foot hangin’ out of the window bruh.

Naw playboy, he’s gotta be right inside in the mix all night and leave my man Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself alone. Let him do what he does. If he’s got an attitude because the ball isn’t flowin’ his way on every possession or because a dun missed him on the break, it’s cool. If he comes out of the game and refuses to sit on the bench because he’s upset, it’s alright playa. Let him be who he’s gonna be because he’s gonna give you 12-15 points, 8 or 9 rebounds and he’s gonna throw 7 or 8 dimes at the minimum. Leave that dun alone!

It should be a good one tonight because the Monster has been aggravated and boyz gotta get back on the bus. Like we used to tell cats all of the time after the fight, “Ain’t no hidin’ bruh! You gotta go to school tomorrow so be ready to get it in because they will. See you at the bus stop at 8:30pm and stop me when I start lyin’!

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