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Zach Randolph’s incapacity to use his intelligence when he straight up fired on OKC’s Steven Adams with 6:42 remaining in a freakin’ blowout may have cost the Grizzlies the series. Memphis was already gettin’ the breaks beat off of them when this dun clearly throws an elbow and then punches ole boy while running back down the floor.
The Thunder had tied the series at 3 piece headed back to the crib with Mike Conley already banged up and then this clown pulls a Ron Artest! I’m sorry, a Metta World Peace. I know y’all remember when ole boy cold cocked James Harden when he was with the Lakers and got suspended right?
However, Zach gettin’ suspended at this point in the series is even worse. Why? Because you’ve got the MVP and Co. on the ropes, staggering, bleedin' from the mouth and you just let them off the hook playboy.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What’s trippin’ me out is all of the duns out here hollerin’ that the NBA is tryin’ to make sure that OKC advances so that’s why Zach got suspended. What? So did they pay this cat to fire on Steven Adams? Give me a freakin’ break bruh! He clearly tapped that dun up on the trot back down court.
Look here bruh, it wasn't like he fired on him in the middle of a squab. He hit him after whatever happened was over. That's like gettin' hit at the neighbor's house and then goin' home, waiting an hour, knocking on the duns door and then blastin' him when he opens it. That's nuts!!! You can't just fire on a boy after the fact because you thought about how he pissed you off. That's crazy!
It should have been a flagrant 2 on the court but the dull ref missed it. So the league took a look at it and made the right call.
Here’s some Memphis fan rockin’ the full Zach Randolph jersey, shorts, sneakers and head band lookin’ like a complete groupie hollerin’ my way, “Jay you’re a hater man! The NBA just doesn’t wanna see the Grizz advance so that’s why they got ole boy and you know it.”
First of all pimpin’, I could care less about the freakin’ Thunder or the Grizzlies. Secondly, did the league inject some magic potion into Mike Conley’s leg to bang him up? Did they slip the Grizzlies a “Mickey” to keep them from remotely looking like a playoff team in Game 6? Did they hypnotize ZBo and make him fire on a boy when the game was clearly over at that point? Did they just happen to stick Steven Adams right next to him with 6:42 left in a blowout and pull the string to make this dun try to take Adams' face off? Take that foolishness somewhere else playa!
"Yeah, but the NBA still got what they wanted!" Dude, you sound the fool that got pulled over last night with 10 kilos of heroin, drunk driving and texting talkin' bout "Man the police just wanna see a brother doin' bad! They didn't wanna see me succeed no way!" Shut up you freakin' idiot!
At some point ZBo gotta take responsibility for being ZBo. You sound the parent that shows up at school all of the time and curses out EVERY teacher her kid's ever had because that dun can't stay out of trouble. Knowing he's a 7 year old habitual criminal!
Even if the league got what they wanted in having a better match up in the next series, he made it easy for them. That's on ZBo not the league!
Zach wants to be a gangsta so bad that he forgot that he was on the court and messed up. And that’s the edited version bruh.
This cat is from Marion, Indiana and thinks that he’s a gangsta. I saw him on MTV Cribs years ago with the GD Folks six point star on his pool table. What? Ain’t no gangstas in Marion bruh! That’s in the middle of the corn fields in the middle of Indiana! Stop it! Just stop it.
Here’s my groupie fan cat again, “Man you don’t know what they got in Marion bruh! You hatin’!”
I tell you what, put all of the gangstas in Marion on a short bus and send them to Gary or Chicago for the weekend without a chaperone. I’ll guarantee they’ll come back wearing Dockers, penny loafers and some plaid Russell Westbrook tight shirts with the glasses with no lenses reciting Shakespeare’s stepbrother Bruce if you think I’m hatin’ playboy. I'm from G.I. I know what gangstas look, talk and smell like playboy and they ain't in Marion!
Now there may be some thugs in the in the middle of nowhere but there are no gangstas playboy. Why? Because they have to able to move around and they can't do that in the middle of nowhere bruh.
Now granted, Steven Adams is a younger whiter version of Dennis Rodman because he gets under everybody’s skin. Anybody that thinks that they have an edge ends up gettin’ suspended fooling around with this cat. Vince Carter got suspended for one game for throwing an elbow at him. Larry Sanders got ejected for doing the same thing. Nate Robinson got fined for giving him the business and Jordan Hamilton was suspended for cold cocking him. So I get it.
He’s the goon that comes off of the bench that irritates boyz to the point where they screw themselves. And that’s the edited version again! If he keeps gettin’ boyz to bite why do boyz keep bitin’? It ain’t the league’s fault that Zach was a sucka and fell for the banana in the tailpipe!
If the Grizzlies lose this series don’t blame the league, blame the sucka that wants to be a gangsta. Check this here playa, even if you grew up with some real gangstas in G.I., Chicago, LA, Detroit etc. You’re a professional basketball player not a gangsta. Just do your freakin’ job and stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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