Tendencies (Dez Bryant is T.O. all over again!)

"Look bruh, if you don't relax! Ima fold you up and put you in my pocket!"

William Cowper, the 18^th century English poet, was hangin’ out in the barber shop in the hood and said, “Glory, built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt.” Khalil Gibran, the Lebanese poet, wanted a fade but before he got in the chair he shouted, “Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.” Then Richard Whately, the 19^th century English economist, came in selling knock off purses and said, “A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor’s.”

Y’all know how I do bruh! I like to sit in the cut and wait to get all of the facts before I go hard on a boy. On Sunday Dez Bryant acted like a selfish brat on the Cowboys sideline to the point where DeMarcus Ware had to get in his grip. Note to all fools out there: Whenever a boy has to put his hands on you, you’re out of control.

Some media cats were even trying to say that Dez was being positive when he was yelling at Romo, quarterbacks coach Wade Wilson and head coach Jason Garrett. Let’s say that he was playboy because the audio proves that to be the case. But he was still out of freakin’ control while they were having a strategy meeting with their quarterback. That means that they were having an A, B, C conversation and “D” wasn’t invited. That’s an old school 4^th grade joint right there bruh!

Yeah I know ole boy was being competitive with Romo but he was straight wilding out with Witten bruh! And you know he was trippin' about the rock because he only had two catches at the time and finished with 3 for 72 yards but two of those joints were for touchdowns! Sometimes you gotta act like the ole timers used to say, “a fully grown man.” Things aren’t going to always go your way pimpin’ but that’s life. There is a reason why people are paid to do a job. First of all, they pay you for your skill set and secondly and probably most importantly, they pay you for your professionalism.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Pookie and Ray Ray nem can install your floors bruh! They know exactly what to do. But they’re gonna be 3 hours late coming through. Then they’re gonna want to get paid half of the bread even before they start the freakin’ project. As soon as they start working their cell is gonna buz and they’ll have to leave because their baby momma wants some milk. Then you spend the next two weeks looking for those duns to finish the project because your house is a wreck. So you have to go out and get a professional to finish the project. Dez Bryant is Pookie nem bruh!

He’s got all of the skills in the world but at some point he won’t be worth the hassle of chasing him down to get the work completed. When he started acting a fool the first thing I thought of was that he’s got T.O. tendencies. He’s a young T.O. when he was in San Fran with all of the potential in the world but he allowed his ego to ruin him. If he had just practiced some professionalism during the course of his career he would have become the best wide receiver to ever play the game.

I know Jerry Rice was the best to ever do it but T.O. was bigger, stronger, faster and could dominate a defensive back like no other. If he’d taken his craft as seriously as Jerry did he would have blown the world away. But instead he wanted to be a fool. While you’re playin’, Randy Moss too! I think Randy was even better but foolishness got in the way.

The best situation in T.O.’s career was when he was in Philly with Donovan but he tricked that off doing sit ups in the driveway. That’s Dez bruh! It starts with just a blow up on the sideline then it escalates into other foolishness.

A boy doesn’t all of a sudden start breaking into houses at 16! He was breaking into kids desks and stealing erasers in kindergarten. Then by 2^nd grade he was off in a boy’s cubby going through their lunch taking the snacks. By 7^th grade he’s breaking into gym lockers stealing sneakers and IPhones. It’s when he’s comfortable enough on his walk home that he sees Ms. Ruthie’s window open that he climbs through it. Now he’s a legitimate threat that somebody’s got to shoot or lock up.

If Dez doesn’t get it in check he’ll go from team to team until boyz get tired of him and drop him off at T.O.’s crib so they can cry together in a twin bed about how the world dumped on them and how Pookie and Ray Ray still owes them money for those floors. Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

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Jay Graves
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