"C'mon man! I curse all the freakin' time! That ain't nothing new!" |
Michael Korda, the famous novelist, once said, “Luck can often mean simply taking advantage of a situation at the right moment. It is possible to make your luck by being always prepared.” King Abdullah II, the king of the Kingdom of Jordan, got up and said, “Whenever you have a crisis, you’re always going to have the extremists taking advantage of the situation.” Then Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails got tall dap from the fellas in the barber shop when he said, “Jumping through any hoop or taking advantage of any desperate situation that comes up just to sell a product is harmful. It is.”
On Monday the duns at Deadspin posted a 2 year old profanity laced rant of Nebraska head coach Bo Pelini going off on Cornhusker fans and newspaper reporters after a huge win over Ohio State in October of 2011. He was pissed because the week before he took crazy heat from them after their 31-point loss to Wisconsin.
Here’s the deal though playboy, he was talking to Husker Sports Network play-by-play man Greg Sharp before his postgame radio interview after that Ohio State game. So it was a private conversation that just happened to be recorded. Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If some dun recorded some of your phone conversations, back room conversations or even you hanging out with the fellas they’d get more than an ear full too.
Was Pelini wrong for the rant? Sure he was. But on some real talk, was Deadspin some busters for posting it? Absolutely! Just like Sports Illustrated did last week by throwing Oklahoma State under the bus, they followed the same blueprint. Let’s do whatever we have to do to make some bread regardless of what it does to the folks involved.
The Cornhuskers blew an 18 point lead to get the breaks beat off of them 41-21 over the weekend by UCLA and then these clowns from Deadspin post a 2 year old rant just to make sure he’s dead. Wheredeydodatat? If you’ve been sitting on the joint for 2 years why post it now? I’ll tell you why playboy! They got at some big time Nebraska boosters that want ole boy fired and told them about the rant and cut a deal. Stop me when I start lyin'!
They can play crazy all they want to but these duns may as well have put the “For Sale” out in front of Pelini’s crib bruh. The Nebraska chancellor, Harvey Perlman, said that he was disappointed by the comments and declined to answer whether Pelini was in danger of losing his job. When a boy isn't ready to say yes or no he's really trying to figure out how to drop the bomb.
It's like a cat that really wants to breakup with his girl again but he just doesn't know how to do it. He used the, "It ain't you, it's me" line the last time they broke up. So that one won't fly!
Rule 3 Article 1 Section 2 in the Hood Code of Conduct says, “Never cut a boyz throat! Always let him do it!” If Pelini is gonna get fired it should be because he couldn’t win enough games not because some coward set him up. He’s 51-21 at Nebraska. That means that he’s won 51 of 72 games. That's a .708 winning percentage playa! If that’s not good enough by Cornhusker standards then fire him at your own risk but don’t let some clowns trying to sell ad space talk you into it.
The word fan is short for fanatic! Therefore, they think with their hearts and not their minds 100% of the time. They’re always emotional and every decision is made on how they feel instead of what makes sense. The year they ran Frank Solich out of town he won 9 ball games. How do you lose your job after winning 9 games? Because boyz got greedy thinking that the Tom Osborne ghost would ride forever.
You see it all of the time with fan bases becoming delusional thinking that they’re better than what they are. It’s like the chick at the club that’s really a 2 but thinks she’s a 10 because boyz are hollerin’ at her. They’re only hollerin’ because they’ve been drinking and she’s half dressed. By the time they sober up and they turn the lights on after the last call for alcohol boyz realize that she’s Alice the Goon’s sister and they’re mad at the fellas for letting them waste their time even talking to her all night.
I remember when the duns up in West Lafayette ran Joe Tiller out at Purdue because they were only going to mid-level bowls every year. Stop right there pimpin’, the key word is “EVERY.” Purdue had only gone to 5 bowls in the history of a freakin' program that started in 1887 before Tiller arrived in 1997. He then took them to 10 straight bowls and the fans got greedy. It’s freakin’ Purdue for crying out out! A Drew Brees only comes along every 30 to 35 years or so bruh! Just like Bob Griese did in 1966!
By no means am I suggesting that Nebraska is Purdue. I’m merely saying that fans can run a boy out of town without understanding what the ramifications will be because both Frank Solich and Joe Tiller are looking like 10’s at the club right now.
If it’s time for Pelini to go at Nebraska then cut the cord at the end of the season. Don’t set the guy up by getting some clown to post an old rant to get the fans all fired up to lead a lynch mob and make it look like you had no choice but to fire him. That’s a punk move either way you look at it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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