Urkel Move (Fan plays crazy after banana toss)

"Come on down here bruh! Don't run out of the joint!"

Mark Twain once said, “The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.” Vladimir Lenin gave it to us like this, “A lie told often enough becomes the truth.” Then Pope John Paul II stood up and popped his collar as he said, “An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.”

On Sunday some racist dun threw a banana at Baltimore Orioles superstar Adam Jones who is black. However, he claims that it wasn’t a racially motivated insult. Alexander Poulides told the San Jose Mercury News that he grabbed a banana off of a catering cart at AT&T Park and just threw it on the field in frustration towards the end of an Orioles 10-2 beat down of his San Francisco Giants.

Ole boy was soooo apologetic saying that he did not intend to create such an uproar and went on to say that he realized what he’d done once he saw it on TV. Really bruh?  “Oh my god,” Poulides told the newspaper as he supposedly recounted his actions. “I threw a banana on my way out.” If it wasn’t intended to be a racial insult then why didn’t he throw a peach, an orange or his freakin’ program. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Why is, like the old timers used to say, “A Fully Grown Man” throwing anything onto the field in the first place?

Now everybody that believes that this clown didn’t realize what he’d done stand on your head and drink your beer through your nose! That's like the guy pleading with the judge that he didn't stab his brother. He just ran into the knife 26 times. Folks kill me doing something crazy then trying to pull a Steve Urkel afterwards, “DID I DO THAT?” If Adam Jones would have pulled a Ron Artest on that fool he would have been wrong but boyz in the barber shop would have understood.

People think that just because they purchase a ticket to a game that they can say or do whatever they want. He’s just lucky that Pookey and Ray Ray nem weren’t at the game when he threw that joint. Talk about furniture being moved around playa. You know how some cats walk around with the wish factor and can’t wait to fight a boy. They wouldn’t even have to have known Adam Jones to want fight for him. As soon as the banana was launched they would have been all over ole boy on GP. 

He would have gotten carried out of AT&T Park looking like a Martin after Tommy Hearns beat him down at that charity event. That joint was a classic  right there bruh! Like the playas from around the way say, “If you gone be bout it then be bout it.” Don’t throw it, run out of the joint and then act like you brain farted. That’s like when we were kids and we'd spend the afternoon ringing door bells and running off until old lady Johnson let King loose on us. Boyz would haul out but you didn't have to be the fastest one in the group. You just had to be faster than the slowest cat. Serious brain fart if you're the one that get's caught.

That’s why I had no problem with Ron Artest diving on ole boy after he threw the cup at the Palace, even though he beat up the wrong guy. Why? Because he was crazy enough to do what most boyz would love to have done in the same situation. We just have better sense than that playboy. Jobs are hard to come by these days. You feel me? You can’t just knock a boy out and go back to your cubical and keep working. They'll have you strapped bell down on a squad car filling out termination papers at the same time. So boyz lived vicariously thru ole Ron that day! It's either that or hope that Pookey nem show up because none of those duns have a job, anywhere to be tomorrow and they don't care nothin' about going to jail. "I can do 5 to 10 standing on my head" is what they'll tell you.

Like I say all of the time, growing up in the hood teaches you one major lesson in life. It teaches you how to treat folks and to never step out of bounds on a boy unless you’re willing to buy what he’s willing to sell. Folks that grow up in the suburbs never learn that lesson until they come sideways at  somebody and get the breaks beat off of them. As soon as I heard about the incident I knew it was some dun from the suburbs that just doesn’t understand that boyz have died for less out here in these streets.

Big Momma would always say, “Keep ya hands in ya pockets and ya mouth closed and you can make in this world!” And she wasn’t lyin' either playboy!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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