According To Who? (Buster Brown)

"You mean I still gotta make a decision?"

The 19^th century philosopher and psychologist, William James, jumped out of the ride and said, “There is no more miserable human being than one on whom nothing is habitual but indecision.” One of the most influential Torah scholars of the Middle Ages, Maimonides, slowed his joint down and said, “The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.” Then George Canning, the British statesman, pulled up and said, “Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.”

Ole dull Buster Brown is still wavering back and forth as to whether he’ll sign with the Lakers or not even after being there for a year. As a professional athlete there is no better place in the WORLD to play than Los Angeles! I know boyz think that I hate on the Lakers because I keep it real about both Dwight and the Black Mamba. It’s not hate playboy, its real talk and you gotta take your heart out of it to see it for what it is.

Playing for the Lakers is like living in the Land of Oz bruh! It doesn’t get any better than that. These duns have won 16 NBA titles, it’s SHOW TIME even if Magic is no longer playing because all of Hollywood is hanging from your jock and you play 82 home games a year. You’ve got more fans on the road than the other team in every arena except Boston and Miami. Why wouldn’t a cat sign with the Lakers?

They're offerin' this dun a 5 year deal worth $118 million bruh! That's $30 million more that anybody else is willin' to put on the table. The other top suitors are Dallas, Houston and Cleveland bruh and this cat is thinking about what? That’s like Halle Berry giving you mad rhythm and willing to cover all of your expanses to be your girl and you’re still trying to decide whether you wanna holler at Alice the Goon, Big Shirley or Shanaynay!  

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The only reason boyz started playing sports in the first place was because of women. As a matter of fact, the only reason boyz do anything is because of women.

Cats started playing sports because it made them more popular in school. According to who? Women! Boyz put on the hottest gear to impress who? Women! When cats get up in the morning they’re thinking about getting this money because they look a whole lot better with it than without it. According to who? Women! Boyz pull up in the hottest whips because they look like the freakin’ man. According to who? Women! Duns play in LA! Why? For the women!

On some real talk, women do what they do for the women! The chick that buys the $900 Louis Vuitton bag didn't buy that joint to impress men! She bought that joint to out do other women! The woman in the $1,000 Red Bottoms is wearing those joints to be the baddest chick in the room among other women! Dudes don't care about that. As long as she's fine. She could be working on fries or waiting tables and boy will holler. Just ask ole Tiger if I'm Lyin'.

 If you’re in LA where all of the women are and all of the baddest women are trying to get to for professional reasons, models, actresses or just plain groupies etc. What more is there to think about playboy? It’s LA! I can hear that old school Bootsy Collins bumpin’ right now bruh, “Um LA, Californ-I-A! The city of Angels, Hollywood!” And this dun is still thinking about it?

Not only are you where all of the action is you’re in the best place in the world to get more money. Playing in Hollywood is the stage of all stages and endorsement deals fall out of boyz pockets like loose change out there bruh. You’re where all of the opportunity is when it comes to side hustles. Here’s what’s crazy! All you gotta do is ball, show up on your off day do a commercial and dip.

So why can’t Buster Brown make up his mind? Because he’s not a real G. You knew this dun was weak when he started running game on Orlando two years ago. The ultimate punk move was when he wouldn’t own up to playing Van Gundy crazy. Then he interrupted his press interview when he put his arm around ole boy and called Jameer Nelson’s name as if to say, “Look how I’m doin’ this fool, right in front of everybody.” Only real cats picked up on that though.

When you can’t make up your mind as to whether you wanna play for the LAKERS you ain’t serious about playing basketball or winning. He ain't built for the pressure that comes with playing in LA bruh! It's like Trey telling Dough Boy to pull over to let him out when they were looking for Ricky's killers. That's Dwight Howard playboy!

Now I know Jim Buss is killin’ the team right now but it’s LA and the history that his old man built ain’t goin’ nowhere bruh! Even if Jim is being a terrible owner they’re still the Lakers and boyz will want to come out there to play for all of the above reasons.

Even with having ole dull D’Antoni this year, without all of the injuries they would have given boyz problems in the West. Don’t trip because players will always line up to play for the Lakers so winning will never be a problem. However, if you’re a Laker fan the last thing you want is for Buster Brown to sign that contract because he’s got as much heart as the Tin Man or Derrick Rose. And let ALL the REAL G's say Amen!

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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