House Shoes

"Do I look as stupid as I acted? I thought so!"

Thomas Jefferson once said, “A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe gave it to us like this, “The coward only threatens when he is safe.” Pookie and Ray Ray always kept it real by saying, “Come on outside and say that playa!”

After everyone has calmed down and had a chance to pull their thoughts together after Indiana’s big win over Michigan 72-71 on Sunday night to capture their first Big Ten title in 20 years. Boyz can really analyze what head coach Tom Crean looked like running up in Michigan assistant coach Jeff Meyers’ face after the game. A straight up punk! No way around it pimpin'! That was a straight up punk move! Take the "W," go to the crib and celebrate with your fans.

He ran up in ole boy’s face pointing his finger and screaming, “You know what you did! You helped wrecked our program!” Meyers was an assistant under former IU head coach Kelvin Sampson. On the street without the cameras rolling Crean would have gotten punched at the very least for that one homeboy. They would have had to carry him to the plane and sit him in his seat and put his seat belt on for him for that one. He would have had a bobble head and a Popeye the Sailorman cauliflower ear to match. You can’t run up on a grown man with that type of foolishness and not pay a price for it bruh! Where is he from?

Crean and his boyz only have the job because Sampson and his staff got fired! That’s like you running up on the cat that got fired from a Fortune 500 Company for stealing and you took his place! The only reason you’re working your DREAM JOB is because of him! If nothing else you owe that dun lunch for screwing up. Did he completely forget that he was at Marquette before he came to Bloomington? Where his only claim to fame was D Wade! Are you kidding me? Now he's coaching at one of the most tradition rich programs in all of college basketball history. There are 5 banners blowing in the wind down at Assembly Hall bruh! Count 'em!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Did Crean and the Hoosiers beat Michigan or did Michigan completely implode in the last 2 minutes of that ball game? If someone had farted to the left when that ball was hanging on the rim during the final Michigan possession we’d be talking about how Tom Crean’s Hoosiers fell apart down the stretch AGAIN.

Michigan chocked by missing free throws late and believe me I’ll take it all day long playboy because Indiana’s my alma mater. However, don’t get the joint handed to you and start talking trash to a boy when you did a terrible job of coaching, as usual, in the last 2 and half minutes of that ball game. We all know that dun is a far better recruiter than he is a coach! That's real talk!

Now I'll give props to the IU players for hanging in there and allowing the game to play out because anything could happen and it did. So regardless of how dumb their head coach looked trying to check a boy for giving him a job, the trophy still goes to B-Town. They finally showed the heart that everybody has been waiting to see all season long but Crean showed his back side in the end. Literally! He may as well had been wearing some open bottom Prince joints the way he showed out!

Did you see the stupid smirk on Crean’s face after his assistant, Tim Buckley, pulled him away? He looked like, “Man I told him but Big Momma is gonna be fired up because I embarrassed her on national TV.” Yes you did playa and I hope she makes you get your own switch and you better not get a thin one either. Well, as a matter of fact, the thin joints hurt worse! I can hear her sliding those raggedy house shoes down the hall now. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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