Out-Of-Town Shooter

"Are you kidding me?"

Victor Sweet shut the building down in the movie Four Brothers when he said, “You don't pay a working girl for love. You pay her to leave. What do you pay out-of-town shooters to do? You pay them to get back out of town. That’s why I asked for out-of-town shooters. What’d I get? In-town shooters! Someone decided to hire in-town shooters. You know what else I get for my money? In-town police. In-town trouble. 

Well last night the Golden State Warriors  hired an out-of-town shooter named Steph Curry to come into Madison Square Garden and this dun kept his finger on the trigger scoring an NBA season high 54 points before taking an “L” 109-105 to the New York Knicks. This cat was 18 of 28 from the field, finishing just one 3-pointer shy of the NBA record dropping 11 out of 13 attempts homeboy! Talk about feeling it! 

Ole Steph was pulling up from Brooklyn on a couple of those joints bruh. He even threw one from the projects at Mary J's old crib out in Yonkers! This boy was on some old Jackson Five Dancing Machine type joints, “Automatic Systematic.” He played all 48 minutes and even managed to throw 7 dimes and pick up 6 rebounds in the process. 

"I felt good all night. Obviously played the whole game, so was just trying to keep my legs underneath me on the offensive end, and you know, just stick to the game on the defensive end," he said. "Once I started seeing that 3-ball go down in transition, all sorts of spots on the floor, I knew it was going to be a good night."

All he needed was his boy David Lee who was suspended for body rubbing and hand touching with ole goofy Roy Hibbert on Tuesday night against the Pacers. These duns in the NBA now days are bigger stronger and faster but don’t know how to get it in like they used to do back in the day. At a minimum 15 to 20 years years ago somebody would have been bleeding from getting cold cocked out there! I always say, “If you gone get in trouble get in trouble.” Don’t get suspended or arrested for looking like you did something. This cat is sitting out for fighting and he didn’t even fight. 

Believe me playboy, if you walked past the principal's office and I was sitting in it in elementary school. The other cat was in the nurses office with a cold pack on his eye, mouth or both! See at that point I was cool with them calling my folks because if I was gonna take an “L” at the crib. I took satisfaction in knowing that ole boy was already marked up and he had to take an "L" at the crib too. In other words, he got three whippings because the principal got his licks in too!  

So without David Lee, Steph’s 54 points still came up short. With 1:05 left the Knicks got the stop they needed to finally shut the faucet off on this cat. By then the crib was flooded and all the furniture was a wrap but they were able to save the valuables and important documents. Raymond Felton came up big with the block they needed to walk out of the joint with a win. 

"My main thing is to keep playing. Like I said, once a guy gets it going like that, there's nothing I can really do. I've still got to stay in my mindset, still play my game, and I was still able to come up with some big plays at the end," Felton said. "We all came up with some big plays to get that win."

Because Curry went HAM cats didn’t even see that Melo was ballin' too and put up 35 in a battle! It’s like Destiny’s Child at the Super Bowl especially, and well, for the last 17 years for that matter. With Beyoncé being is so fine, boyz just kept sleepin' on Kelly! They gotta be in separate rooms for you to appreciate how fine she is too. I can hear the real cats in the background saying it now, “I’ve been telling boyz that for years!” I can also hear Victor Sweet saying, “He actually showed up. And they say there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Evan, I said pistol! Uh no $#&%*!” 

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves 
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