Messy Momma


"Alex Collins could get away from everybody but his mother bruh!"
Pope John Paul II once said, “The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols are pleasure, comfort and independence, lies in the fact that people close their hearts and become selfish.” The German social pyschologist Erich Fromm shut the building down when he said, “Selfish persons are incapable of loving others, but they are not capable of loving themselves either.”

Wednesday February 6th was the most anticipated day of the year for high school football players because it’s National Signing Day. It is the first day that young football stars can sign their national letters of intent to play college football on scholarship. These young thunder cats have worked their entire lives to get to this moment.

So why in the world would ESPN 150 running back Alex Collins' mother ruin his day by not signing his letter for him to attend the University of Arkansas? In order for the letter to be valid according to NCAA rules a parent or guardian must sign the joint along with the student-athlete.

Now this kid is from Plantation, Florida and his mother wants him to go to the University of Miami so that he can be closer to home. So ole girl shows up to the school at 10:45 and steals the letter! She confiscated the letter of intent homeboy and as of Wednesday evening was still on the run! All because she doesn‘t want her baby to go away to school to better himself? If the kid has put in the work to get this far then he should be allowed to go wherever  he wants to go. At some point you gotta cut the cord.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The freaking University of Miami, MOMMA, is on the verge of going on probation! More than 7 recruits decommitted at the last minute because boyz are unsure what’s going to happen in Coral Gables in the near future. So why be so selfish that you can't see that. If you had you son’s best interest in mind you’d understand why he's gotta do what he's gotta do! Secondly, there is a reason why you’re baby wants to go all the way to Arkansas. He’s tired of you treating him like he’s YOUR man instead of your son.

I don’t know why so many single mothers think that their sons are their freaking boy friends? Get out of the way and let this dun fly. He’s put in the work and now you’ve made a fool out of yourself and embarrassed him not only in front of his friends but the entire country. He’s one of the best players in America and you just put him on blast.

Y'all know y'all gotta role out right?
Grow up baby girl and get you a man. Then he can road trip with you to see your SON play in Arkansas next season. I guarantee you that if you force him to go somewhere that he doesn’t want to go. He’ll resent you for it for the rest of his life.

What’s up with women with kids with the last name of Collins bruh? Remember last year at the Under Armor All-American Game when Landon Collins chose Alabama over LSU and his momma acted a fool on national television. She wanted him to stay at the crib and go to LSU but at least she didn’t run out of the building with his paperwork. Alabama went on to win the national championship and could you imagine how pissed he would have been if he had listened to her? These kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for and if he wants to go to Hamburger University and play for McDonald's, let him.

Memo to single mothers: YOUR SON IS NOT YOUR MAN!!! You embarrass him when you try to act like you’re his girl by making him dress like you when y’all leave the crib. Also, stop going on dates with him. When a boy becomes a teenager he doesn’t want to hang out with you like that. He’s got girls and the fellas to kick it with. You just need to sponsor the activity. Can you do that and stop making a fool out of yourself? Just put on some of that Snoop, Gin & Juice and sing along, "I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down..." and you'll be better for it baby girl.

 Now if you’re a single mother and you completely get it, then this joint ain’t for you but tap your home girl on the shoulder for me and tell her to chill out. This has been a public service announcement and you can stop me when I start lyin’ bruh!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
Get @ me on Twitter: @jaygravesreport

1 comment:

  1. That's some funny stuff! Maybe my momma should read this....

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