On Blast!!!

When I was a kid my mother once told me that women love money and power! It doesn’t matter how much money she has, you just better have some. Women are always attracted to powerful men and that’s why the most popular cats in school always dated the baddest women. It is what it is bruh! I didn’t make the rules so you better get in where you fit in homeboy.

So it wasn’t surprising that when Brent Musburger saw A.J. McCarron’s girl during the BCS National Championship Game on Monday night he almost fell out of his chair. Ole boy was literally drooling on the mic as he talked about her. She’s Ms. Alabama and A.J had the joint on lock until Brent opened his big fat mouth and put her on blast.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! A.J. McCarron is the most powerful young cat in the state of Alabama! He’s the quarterback of the 3 time national champ Alabama Crimson Tide FOOTBALL TEAM! There wasn’t a stud in the state or surrounding states that had a chance of spitting at his girl until Brent let the cat out of the bag.

Pull up a chair young playa! Dimes are always looking for a better deal because they always have options! Beyonce’ wrote a song about it bruh called Irreplaceable! “You must not know bout me, you must not know bout me! I could have another you by tomorrow, so don’t you ever get to thinkin’ etc etc.” That’s real talk!

You don’t have to be the best looking cat in the building, you just gotta be the most powerful! Jay-Z locked up Beyonce’ because he was at the top of the food chain playa! He’s got $450 million, can out spit any cat in the rap game and has major flavor! These young boyz call it swagger. The only dun that even has a shot at speaking to Beyonce is P. Diddy! So it’s a wrap bruh!

Here we go, I hear the clown that’s always screaming over my shoulder but this time he’s got his sister with him! “Women don’t care about a man being powerful. They just want somebody to love them.” I hear you talkin' but Biggie had all of the women and he said it best in the joint One More Chance, “Black and ugly as ever, however I stay Coogie down to the socks…” Don’t tell me homeboy, I’ve got eyes!

See women are more concerned with their looks. However, a man will look in the mirror and see that he’s over weight and say, “Man I just need to make more money!” Stop me when I start lyin’ bruh!

Sorry A.J. it's been real!

A.J.’s girl is now famous and that little national championship ring means absolutely nothing when boys like LeBron start following your girl on Twitter! She went from having 1,200 followers before the game to having more than 260,000 followers when the joint was over.

Hey, what is A.J. gonna do when a dun like Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake or Drake calls her and says, “Hey babygirl, I’ve got my Learjet 85 coming to get you for dinner and I’ll have you back before class starts tomorrow.” Ain’t nothing a national title can do to stop it, homeboy!” You can’t compete with a stud that’s worth $100 million!  Now let’s keep it all the way 100! I’m talking about a 22 year old woman not a mature and established woman! She’s definitely looking for a better deal because she’s on the come up! Why do you think she was with A.J. bruh! He was the top of the food chain in Alabama!

She was hiding way down in Alabama and ole A.J. was a bonafide stud because there wasn’t a Joe in the state that had a shot at hollering at her. Now ole boy is gonna have to find another woman because this one is gone, patna! She was just notified this week that she’s going to be in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue! She needs to thank Brent for the shout because if he had never said a word she’d still be the baddest thing in Alabama and just little ole A.J.’s girl!  Now she’s worldwide!!

 Here’s my advice to Mr. Quarterback. Get you one that’s just as bad but tell her NOW that you’ve given all of your tickets for next year’s BCS title game to your family and she can’t go! You’re the freaking BMOC she’ll believe it! Trust me!

On some real talk though, she didn't just get the Sports Illustrated opportunity just because she was fine! She put in mad work to get into the freaking swim suit in the first place. She IS Ms. Alabama bruh! That means that she wasn't just lounging and got famous! She just got discovered at the ball game! No different than a boy waiting tables in Hollywood that has been sharpening his acting skills at night for years. See luck is the corner where opportunity and preparation meet! She was prepared when boyz came calling! Better yet, she put in the work and dated the right cat! Straight GANGSTA!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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