"That Silly Rabbit"

"Hey Chadzy Wadzy are you still coming over?"

It should be mandatory for every young cat growing up to spend their Saturday mornings in the barber shop deep in the hood whether they need a hair cut or not. That’s ground zero for getting schooled on how the world works. There’s always a group of old playa’s sitting in the corner playing cards or domino's, sippin’ on something, ready to jump in and spit some knowledge. One of the most profound joints ever spit in the shop came from an old timer puffing on a cigar with lime green gators on when he said, “You’ll never lose women chasing money but you’ll always lose money chasing women!”

Obviously my man Chad Johnson skipped class on that Saturday morning bruh! Chasing that rabbit has cost him his career, his reality TV show and ultimately his marriage. I’ve been telling boyz for years that that silly rabbit has sank ships, started wars and burned the most powerful empires known to man to the ground but they won’t listen.

Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Chad messed up when he hooked up with ole girl in the first place. She was a “Basketball Wife” that didn‘t have a husband bruh! Explain that one to me?  However, she was looking for a sucka and found Ochocinco! C’mon bruh, how did you think it was gonna end?  Really?

The old playa's in the shop always warned you to stay away from aggressive women that love to talk trash. Women that always have their mouths open looking for a fight will always find one. She was the classic hood type to run up on a cat woofin' and would even take a swing on a boy! Y’all know I’m keeping’ it real. You know the type that even if a cat has turned to walk away she’d fire on him in the back or steal on him while he’s trying to explain, “what had happened was!”

Now was Chad wrong for head butting her? ABSOLUTELY! There’s no excuse for that type of behavior at anytime bruh! But do I understand why it happened? Absolutely! They don’t have to show me the police report because I already know that she went at ole boy because that’s her modus operandi. That’s the Latin joint for method of operation. For all you hood dwellers that’s how she gets down bruh!  She’s aggressive and unfortunately she ran into a cat that wasn’t paying attention to the sideline and stepped out of bounds for a minute.

I mean let’s keep 100! They got into an argument because she found a receipt for condoms! So you already know she level 10’d him as she should have. Now this isn’t abnormal for him because he told her on multiple occasions on the Basketball Wives show that he still had other women when they decided to get married. So we’ve got two idiots in the room, right?  But for the sake of foolishness continue to indulge me for a minute, if you will.

If he wasn’t going to be faithful to his wife why waste the time getting married in the first place? Also if she knew that he wasn’t ready to get married why say yes? So what we have here is a classic case of two fools occupying the same space! What happens when we get two fools breathing the same air? We get one fool arrested on a domestic violence charge and the other fool sitting in the hospital bleeding from the forehead. Why, because neither fool has any self control!

"I'm still on the hunt bruh!"

I’m trippin’ because she’s playing this thing out in the media like a violin bruh! She’s saying that she would like for HIM to seek anger management classes for his temper like she doesn’t have the same issues or worse. C’mon bruh, we all watch Basketball Wives and have witnessed her jumping over tables and throwing full champagne bottles at chicks heads.

If we’re gonna talk let’s keep it real on both sides of the fence! Just like when Chris Brown jumped on Rihanna. It was reported that she started whaling on him in the ride as he was driving. So unfortunately she caught a 10 piece and a biscuit in the drive thru. Was he wrong? ABSOLUTELY! However, not only should parents teach their little boys not to hit but these little girls need to be taught the same thing. You don’t get a pass because guys aren’t "supposed" to hit you because not every little boy got that lesson or will adhere to it. That’s real talk! I’ve got a baby girl and I’ve taught her that to hit boys is unacceptable because some of these cats don‘t mind serving dinner and going to jail. Now you’re left looking like a bobble head because you couldn’t control YOUR emotions.

Now ole girl has filed for divorce because she no longer has any use for him anymore because he’s unemployed, the TV show’s been cancelled and she already has his baby! Y’all know I’m driving off with my windows down bumpin’ that Kanye West when I say this, “I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga but she ain’t messin’ wit no broke broke broke…!”  She’s on the hunt for the next clown that’s just graduated from the Elmer Fudd School of Rabbit hunting.

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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