Eye Balls

Everything you want to know about a man is in his eyes bruh!

Scientists have actually proven what has always been said. The eyes truly are the window to the soul. They've discovered that patterns in the iris can give an indication as to whether a person is warm and trusting or neurotic and impulsive. The word of God says, “The eye is the lamp of the body. If the eye is healthy the whole body will be full of light. But if your eyes are unhealthy your body will be full of darkness." Matthew 6:22-23. Now if you’re not scientific geek or you haven’t studied your word in a while just holla at the hustla’s in the street. They'll tell you to just look into a boyz eyes and they’ll tell you everything you want to know. That's found in the Hustler's Code 1:21!

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant, who jumped on his own momma back in July, has been put on strict guidelines by the team now that they’ve returned from training camp. Any time he’s not with the team these are the rules bruh:

• A midnight curfew. If he's going to miss curfew, team officials must know in advance;
• No drinking alcohol.
• He can't attend any strip clubs and can only attend nightclubs if they are approved by the team and he has a security team with him.
• He must attend counseling sessions twice a week.
• A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times.
• Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions.

Translation in Big Momma hood terms, “We don’t trust yo ignorant *#% to do what you supposed to do so we’ll do it for you! Since you don’t have common sense we’ll provide it.” Is this a grown man, a teenager or Pacman Jones? This dun must have graduated from the Jones Institute of Foolery with a B.S. in “I Can’t Help Myself” and a minor in “Just Wait Ima Do it at Some Point.” At least Pacman is putting his knowledge to good use by teaching another generation of players how to keep security guards employed.

Unfortunately, Bryant gives the Cowboys no other choice but to babysit him because they’ve got too much bread invested in him. They’re paying him $1.4 million this year and he’s their top wide out. It’s a shame that a grown man has to be followed around like a kid in his terrible 2’s. You remember how your kid would be looking to get into something at the crib and you would follow him with your hand raised to pop his hand? That’s how boyz are doing ole Dez right now. Every time he gets up security has their hand up ready to smack his. By the end of the season he won’t be able to catch a cold because his hands will be sore from boyz keeping him from sticking them in the electrical socket.  

 A 23 about to be 24 year old man with babysitters and a midnight curfew is ridiculous. I guess Jerry Jones himself will have to move in with this cat after the next incident because you know it’s coming playboy. Remember when Pacman got into a fight at a hotel with the security that the team provided?

 You can't stop a fool from being a fool bruh. Growing up in the hood I saw cats that had it in their eyes at a very young age that they were destined to go to the penitentiary. There wasn’t anything the teachers, coaches or counselors could do about it. Now every now and then you could get to a cat and get him to change but for the most part some folks have it made up in their minds that I’m going to be a fool and that’s all she wrote. Hopefully Dez will recognize the opportunity that’s in front of him and turn it around because at this point he’s driving 100mph down I-35, drunk and blind folded, sitting in the back seat with his hands tied, talking on the cell phone, chewing tobacco, watching DVD's. This dun is an accident waiting to happen.

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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