"The Wait!"

"Out of all the places in the WORLD you could be! Omaha bruh? I'm sorry pops!"

Remember when you were a kid and you would get into trouble at 3pm and your mother would say, "Go to your room and wait until your father gets home!" The jacked up part about it was that your ole man didn't get off work until midnight. So you'd have to sit on the side of the bed for hours thinking about the whipping that you were guaranteed to get. The worse part about it wasn't the whipping itself it was the wait. That joint was torture bruh!

Well that's how Marcus Jordan, son of Michael Jordan, excuse me, "The G.O.A.T." was feeling on Sunday morning. He was arrested in Omaha following a disturbance outside a downtown hotel. 

According to a news release, police responding to a call at the Embassy Suites found hotel security trying to subdue Marcus Jordan, who was having an argument with two women in the hotel driveway at 2:11 a.m. CT. The report says that ole Marcus was "very animated, intoxicated and uncooperative," and it took multiple officers to control and handcuff him.

After they transported that Joe to lock up you know they let him sleep it off right? Then when he woke up the first thing out of his mouth was, "My ole man is gonna kill me! I know this has hit the news and it wasn't even nothing!" Yeah bruh, that's how it normally goes. It's typically nothing but when you put that oil in your system everything's amped up to level 10. 

Can you imagine what that conversation was like bruh? Your ole man is the most famous cat in the world! Not in town, not in the state, not even in the country! He's the most famous Dun in the WORLD and you're outside of a hotel in the middle of nowhere arguing with some broads drunk! OMG! If I were your boy I wouldn't have called your pops for you because he would have cursed me out too. Yeah, you would have been on your on with that one bruh.

I bet the hotel security that was wrestling with Marcus had on a pair of his ole man's sneakers too! "Yessirr",  he had on a pair of the classics, no doubt and is fired up because he scuffed them joints up wrestling with that cat. Marcus owe's him a new pair for the trouble. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Can you imagine growing up Jordan's kid? He's been using the same line on the women since he started school. "Do you realize who I am baby? I'm Michael Jordan's son! Don't get it twisted!" Well...that line finally hit a brick wall on Sunday because those women probably fired back, "You talkin' bout the horrible owner of the Bobcats that went 7-59 this year? That dude? He's a clown and his team is horrible!" 

Then Marcus got fired up because for the first time in his life somebody dissed his ole man and he couldn't take it. So by the time Jordan got that dun on the phone the first thing he asked him was, "What are you doing in Omaha bruh? It ain't nothing out there but some cat waiting for you to get into trouble. You don't get passes in joints like that. That's clearly written in the "Rich & Famous No Travel Guide" section 12 article 7! It says don't have your butt in Omaha after midnight drunk arguing with some broads or you'll get arrested in bold print. We went over that years ago bruh! What were you thinking?"

After Marcus bailed out on Sunday evening the flight to the visit the ole man was even longer. He was sitting on the side of his seat rocking back and forth because the wait is always worse than the confrontation. So let this be a lesson to all of the rich spoiled kids across the country. Don't always try to big time other folks because they might just diss your ole man!

Holla At Ya Boy! 
Jay Graves
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Information from the Associated Press was used in this Hot Joint. 
Also this is clear my humorous opinion of  the events.