Not so "Smoothe Da Hustla"

"This is the look of a panicked individual bruh!"

Remember Lenny off of Good Times? He was the cat that would always walk in with the full length mink coat on that was filled with stolen merchandise. He'd open that joint up and say, "My name is Lenny and I've got plenty, if I ain't got it, then it ain't any!" Straight hustla bruh! Well that's a real cat in every hood in America just like Martin's Shanaynay and Jerome! Growing up in the hood you always had that guy that came into the barber shop and beauty salon on Saturday mornings trying to sell you a TV in the box but he wouldn't let you touch it until you paid him first. He then loads the joint into your car because it's too heavy only for you to get home and find out that it's a box full of rocks. 

Dwight Howard may as well change his name to Lenny or better yet Smoothe Da Hustla because he's speaking that "Broken Language" for real. It sounds like he's doing the 2nd verse too because he's flowing like Trigger Tha Gambler! After all of the foolishness of last season and saying that he wanted out then asking to stay to asking the organization to fire Van Gundy to eventually signing an extension. Now this cat is asking for a trade again to Brooklyn. He sat down with new general manager Rob Henningan on Friday to ask for the trade. This clown is even going as far as to say that the Magic "blackmailed" him into signing the opt-in clause! He's even shared those feelings with the NBA Players Association and is wondering if he might have a legitiment legal complaint. 

Ya'll know how I do bruh! Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Magic should have shipped him to Cleveland or Charlotte during the NBA draft last week on GP. If I were the GM I would have buried that dun in the middle of nowhere. He would be in the abyss of the NBA right now wrestling with Jordan messing around with me. You can't let a young punk beat you at your own game bruh. Dwight's been hustling these boyz since the season started last year. 

He hustled these cats into signing him to an extension then he straight up quit on the team prior to the playoffs starting. I know that he needed back surgery bruh but did he need it right away or could he have given them something in the playoffs. With the way he's been running game you know that he could have. Before he was offered the extension before the playoffs even started check out what he said, "I told them I want to finish this season out and give our team, give our fans some hope for the future. But I feel they have to roll the dice. It might be tough, but I feel we've got a great opportunity. But they've got to roll it." Any time a boy uses "you gotta roll the dice on me" I'm ready to upper cut him bruh because I know he's got his hand in my pocket and he's hollerin' at my woman. 

Now I'm mad at Dwight because it's a business and he's only looking out for himself. However he's sloppy in his approach. He's been giving himself time to see how things are going to shake out in Brooklyn before he wanted to say it publicly. Now that Deron Williams has been hanging out with Jason Kidd in New Jersey this summer Dwight is ready to make a move. Kidd has reportedly just bought a crib in the Hamptons so it might be on a poppin' up there. I get it bruh but he's handling it like a sucker. Let's put it like this, if he were in the street game he'd be missing by now because all of that fidgeting and back and forth movement makes boyz nervous. 

It's either you're in or you're out! Quit playing games and just say what you want to do. Stop making stuff up and being a clown about it. LeBron didn't say a word when he was in Cleveland approaching free agency. He just sat in the cut and then made the announcement on national television with the help of ESPN which I thought was a straight up gangsta move. This cat is acting like the duns on First 48. They're straight up G's when they first walk into the interrogation room. After about an hour boyz start singing like Luther up in that joint. 

Once he saw Kidd by a crib, heard of the trade rumors for Joe Johnson and D. Will might stay he panicked. He's willing to say anything to get to the Brooklyn now. He's like the guy that didn't want to commit to his girl so she started seeing someone else. He sees them out for the first time and freaks out because she looks way better than she did when he was dating her. It's crunch time now and he's losing it. Like the ole playa's in the barber shop always say, "Wait til a boy panics because he'll tell you everything you wanna know. Then he gives up his leverage with his dignity!" Sounds like Dwight's the G turned snitch in the interrogation room right before our eyes bruh!

Holla At Ya Boy! 
Jay Graves
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