Why Trump may as well call the Pope to have St. Peter's house broken into! "What!!?"

"Dude, I have no idea what I'm doin'! Instincts just keep takin' over!"

John D. Rockefeller once said, "Every right implies a responsibility; Every opportunity, an obligation, Every possession, a duty." George Bernard Shaw, the Irish playwright, gave it to us like this, "We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future." Peter Drucker, the well-known management consultant, put it where the goats could get it when he said, "Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility." 

Well playas...it's obvious that all Donald Trump wants is the power and privilege that comes with bein' the President of the United States because he sure as heck doesn't want the responsibility. On Wednesday this dun said that he hoped that the Russian intelligence services had successfully hacked Hillary Clinton's emails. Then he told a boy to publish whatever they've stolen!! I'm lyin' to you bruh? Here's what this clown said out of his OWN mouth in front of REAL live human beings with cameras that were actually workin'. 

"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing." Then he dun goes on to say, "I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press." 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is what the OFFICIAL Republican Presidential Candidate said. Not the dun runnin' for the neighborhood homeowner's association top job! Not the cat that's runnin' for senior class president! Not ole boy down the street runnin' for the PTA presidency at his daughter's elementary school. Not even the old school playa with the Stacy Adams "knobs" on runnin' for pimp of the year! Naw bruh, this is a person that people actually voted for in the Republican primaries and was actually nominated to become the next PRESIDENT of these UNITED STATES of AMERICA!!!

Regardless of your politics, if you've got half of a brain you can't think for one minute that this guy is good for business and should be OUR next president. He's not some idiot on TV (Bill O'Reilly) that said that the slaves that built the White House were well fed!! He's the freakin' guy runnin' for PRESIDENT for cryin' out loud.

To encourage a foreign country, our enemy, no less, to conduct cyberespionage against his political opponent is beyond irresponsible but there are people walkin' around tryin' to convince you and I that he's the best guy for the job!!!

Unfortunately, in the game of politics you've got to vote for the lesser of the two evils more often than not. Well playa, this is one of those times. You may not like either of the candidates but you sure as heck can't vote for a guy that continues to do crazy stuff even when he knows everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is watchin' every move he makes. It's mind blowin'!! 

Not only is he pullin' stunts, his wife is trippin' too! She told a boy that she wrote her speech for the Republican National Convention. Well, that was before she knew that the dun that actually wrote it stole it from from this tall black girl from the south side of Chicago named Michelle. 

They just found out that Melania lied on her bio on her website about graduatin' from college. She only went to college for a year and quit to pursue a career in modelin'. But these are the people tryin' to move into the White House bruh! C'man man! Are you payin' attention to this foolishness or what? 

A dun runnin' for president askin' our enemies to hack into an American's email accounts is like the Pope callin' the devil to break into St. Peter's house. He must really think that he's runnin' for Senior Class President instead of the POTUS. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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