How Steph Curry and Co, made OKC "Ante Up" real quick! "M.O.P."

"There it is playboy!" 

William Shakespeare once said, "If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" Muhammad Ali gave it to us like, "If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life. It will plague you - until you get your revenge." Then Samuel Johnson, the 18th century English author, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged."

Well playas...dependin' upon what side of the fence you're standin' on the Warriors got revenge or avenged the crime that was the terrible missed travel at the end of Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Either way, they showed up with an "Auntie Attitude" and beat the brakes off of OKC 118-91. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby's momma's momma knew that Steph and Co. was goin' to come out in Game 2 firin' on all cylinders to knot this joint up. No way were they tryin' to give OKC any confidence by allowin' them to go back to the crib up 2-0. Naw playa, that was not gonna happen! 

Steph let these boy know who and what he was in the third quarter when the dun had an out of body shootin' experience when he pealed off 15 points in less than 2 minutes just to let a boy know. "Oh, just in case you forgot I was the reignin' two-time MVP pimpin'." Ole boy finished with 28 points knockin' down 5 of 8 3-pointers and shootin' 9 of 15 overall. 

Golden State was not playin' with these boyz and they even let Big Momma know not to send OKC back into their front yard or else it's gonna be some more foolishness. As a matter of fact, it may not even matter where they play Game 3. OKC looks to have awakened the sleepin' giant and he's as hungry as the Fat Boyz in 1983! He's as angry as M.O.P. because he made the Thunder "Ante Up" real quick. And in case you didn't know that joint was on the album entitled "Warriorz!" I'm just sayin'! 

Now we get to see what Young Russ and KD are really made of playa! Either they'll respond in Game 3 or lay down and give up their sneakers and jewelry. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Auntie Attitude: verb phrase - to be as upset as your worst aunt that's always made about something. She's never happy and always lookin' for somebody to be made at.
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Fat Boys: noun - rap group from the 1980's that did nothing but eat food in their music videos 
5) M.O.P.: noun - rap group that recorded the hit song "Ante up."