How the Pacers forced Toronto into a "Po Pimp" situation on Sunday! "Perms"

"I'll take that playboy!" 

Isaac Asimov, the author and biochemistry professor, once said, "It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be." James Allen, the famous English author, got smooth on a boy when he said, "You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration." Then Soren Kierkegaard, the Danish philosopher, stepped on a boyz brand new Jordan's and didn't say excuse me when he spit, "Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts." 

Well playas...on Friday night the Pacers life expressed the result of their dominant thoughts! That was Great Gazoo sittin' on their shoulders sayin', "We ain't ready to go to the crib yet homie!" After playin' like they were ready to pack it up in Game 5 in Toronto earlier this week by watchin' the ice cream melt for the entire 4th quarter. They ended up beatin' the brakes off of the Raptors in Game 6 101-83 to force a Game 7 in Toronto on Sunday!! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They opened Game 6 the same way they closed Game 5 bruh! Toronto just seems to be as allergic to winnin' this series as the Pacers are. As bad as the Pacers played in the first half they were lucky to only be down 4 at the break. 

However, somebody must have put on their gonads at halftime because Indiana came out of the joint like somebody had stolen the red disc that boyz use to place their 45 records on the turntable because duns were HOT!!!  They closed the half on a 6-0 run only to open the 3rd quarter on a 12-0 run to break the joint open. 

Paul George, who is led the NBA in playoff scorin' comin' into the night, got at 'um with 21 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and the dun went 10 for 10 from the foul fine bruh!! In my Jim jones voice, "Ballin'!!" 

The entire Pacers startin' 5 finished with double figures! The young boy, Myles Turner, put in work hittin' 'um up for 15 points and grabbin' 9 rebounds! Will everybody please raise your glasses so we can give a toast to never seein' "Skittles and Lemonheads" in a Pacers uniform? Thanks! Monta Ellis brought the noise with 14 points and 5 assists! While George Hill and Ian Mahinmi put 12 points each in the collection plate and the Church said Amen. 

Now it's "Po Pimp" Do or Die time in Toronto on Sunday! Game 7 for all the REAL playas! Show up with ya Detroit gators and ya perms playas because it's goin' down. Winner take all! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say 
2) The Great Gazoo: noun - the character in the Flintstones that sat on Fred's shoulder and granted him wishes. 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Po Pimp: noun - the hit record from the mid '90's from the rap group "Do or Die" 
5) Detroit gators: noun - alligator shoes made famous by duns in Detroit. 
6) Perm: noun - the perm does just the opposite on a brother's head than a white cat. It straightens the hair and all the old school playas and pimps wore perms in the '70's. 

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