Why Kaepernick must have gone to the Derek Fisher School of Playerism! "42 to 1"

"I'm an NFL quarterback and I've got NO game bruh!"

Denis Waitley, the motivational speaker, once said, "Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer." Dr. Seuss jumped out of the birthday cake and started talkin' crazy when he said, "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." Then Theodore Roosevelt had to out do that dun when he spit, "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing." 

Well playas...those last two duns must not have grown up anywhere near the ghetto bruh! Because if Dr. Seuss says that he like nonsense and ole Teddy thinks that after makin' the best decision the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing instead of doin' nothin' they're both crazy and reckless at the same time bruh. Colin Kaepernick must have been listenin' to them when he ran out and started datin' his former teammate Aldon Smith's ex-girlfiriend. Last weekend this dun officially sported her at public event. Now they've been keepin' it on the low since last July but boyz already knew that he was creepin' with her. He and Aldon got into a squab durin' trainin' camp back in August. So the dun was probably hollerin' at her then.  

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These new breed young cats don't live by the same code that the old school playas lived by in my day bruh! Rule No.5 Section 2 Article 3 of the Playas Code of Conduct specifically states, "You can't holler at, smile, communicate with or bump into any woman that has been officially affilated with someone you closely know. That includes teammates, homeboys, fellow playas and hustlas. Any violation of this rule will constitute a serious beat down for the dun violatin' said rule by the violated party. No if's ands or buts about it." 

Didn't we just see Derek Fisher get the brakes beat off of him for hollerin' at Matt Barns' wife back in October? Didn't we just see that dun lose his job a couple of weeks ago for not adhering to the rule. This fool kept seein' the chick and was finally caught on family vacation pictures with her and her family. So you already know that we can expect ole Matt to run up on that dun again in the near future. Why? Because he violated the code again and seems not to have a clear understandin' of said rule. A refresher beat down is necessary accordin' to the code. 

Then it came out that Fish was hollerin' at Tim Hardaway Jr.'s girl last season. So why does Kaep think that it's okay to holler at Aldon's ex? I didn't make the rule bruh! I just lived by it when I was a single man. That rule was in place when I was born and it'll be in place long after I'm gone. All I know is that you've got to follow it if you don't wanna end up lookin' like Willie Lump-Lump by the back of the head and wearin' pop bottle glasses. 

Kaep is/was the startin' quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers! They're probably gonna trade that dun but either way, he's a quarterback in the NFL. Therefore, he shouldn't have to be dippin' in behind another cat hollerin' at his girl or ex-girl. There are too many women out here to holler at to EVER be hollerin' at someone's girl or ex. 

For all of you young wanna-be playas out here that can't count let me put it where the goats can get it. I know boyz have always told you that it's 7 to 1 out here! Well they lied to you playa just to keep you from bein' a real G! It's actually 42 to 1 bruh!!! Why? Because you've got your 7, the cat that died in these streets too young's 7, the cat that's locked up's 7, the dun with no game/flavor/swag's 7, the no bread havin' cat's 7 and the gay dude's 7! That's 42 to 1 playboy! ALWAYS understand that!!!! So there's NEVER a reason to be hollerin' at somebody else's woman or old woman. You should be trippin' over women out here and if you're a professional athlete you can increase that number I just gave you by the hundreds of thousands. 

So for Colin Kaepernick to be hollerin' at anybody's woman that is remotely affiliated with him means that he's got no game or morals. And he must have graduated summa cum laude from the Derek Fisher School of Playerism. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it non-gender specific. 
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as simple as possible bruh. 

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