How MLK had to literally get Golden State up off of Cleveland bruh! "Warnin' Shot"

LeBron in his Kevin Hart voice: "Nooo! Nooo!"
Dr. Joyce Brothers once said, "Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying, too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk." Richard Branson gave it to us like this, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." Then Jay-Z pulled up in the Maybach and shut the buildin' down when he put together the realist combination of words ever spit,  "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." 

Well playas...the Cleveland Cavaliers did EVERYTHING to lift that burden of embarrassment of gettin' the brakes beat off of them at the crib by Golden State but that joint wouldn't budge. Steph Curry and Co. came into Quicken Loans like the high school bully shovin' boyz into lockers and takin' sneakers and jewelry on their way to a 132-98 blastin' of the Eastern Conference's best team. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Golden State sent a warnin' shot to the ENTIRE NBA on Monday night! From the openin' tip they let a boy know who's girl it was and you better not ask her to dance, don't look at her even if she flirts with you. Why? Because it's gonna be a problem up in this piece. 

The sad part about what Golden State did to these boyz was to simply shoot the lights out of the gym. They were at one point shootin' 69 percent from the field and 66 percent from 3-point range!! Wheredeydodatat? And Cleveland was gettin' hands in faces but these duns have GPS's on the basket bruh! You can't do anything with a team that can shoot like that. There is no answer for it. 

At one point they had the Cavs down by 43 points!! Keep in mind that they were playin' in Cleveland bruh! Not in Oakland! That's like a boy comin' into your house, slappin' the dog snot out of you, turnin' over your dinner table that's full of food, grabbin' your woman, kissin' her, puttin' on your robe and sittin' down in your favorite seat to watch the game. 

Steph put up 35 on a boy in 3 quarters! Again, wheredeydodatat? It's NUTS!!!! I keep hearin' boyz say that they don't like Steph because he's a cocky SOB because he shoots and turns around before the ball goes in. Listen up playa, he's supposed to be cocky! He's the best shooter of all-time. When you're that good how can you not be cocky? He's put in the work to be cocky about bein' able to drop that joint in the bucket. So I've got no problem with him doin' it. As a matter of fact, it's entertainin'. 

If cats have a problem with him bein' cocky stop him from knockin' boyz down. Until then shut up and take it. I've never seen a team this good in the my entire life bruh. I've seen a lot of basketball in my day but to see a team that moves the ball as well as they do and then be able to knock down shots like that is virtually unheard of. 

You can't defend a team that moves the ball where EVERYBODY can create their own shot and then knock it down from anywhere. They haven't invented a defense yet that can stop it. This team is good enough to win whatever games they wanna win. Yeah, they lost to Detroit over the weekend but they weren't thinkin' about the Pistons. They came on this road trip thinkin' about blastin' LeBron and Co. on their home court so that everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, would know that they ain't playin' out here. And if you didn't see it, you heard about it. In every barber shop in every hood in America today the first thing spit will be, "Did you see Golden State put that thang on Cleveland last night bruh?"  If you're in Corporate America this mornin' standin' around the water cooler or gettin' coffee it's gonna be, "Wow! Did you see Stehen Curry and Golden State beat LeBron and the Cavs last night? Amazing!" And even the good Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had to remind a boy that this has to be a nonviolent movement because they needed dental records to identify the Cavs after that beat down. You can't go around beatin' boyz like that. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Spit: verb - to say
2) Piece: noun - place, establishment etc. 
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for "Who does does that?" 
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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