How Golden State made a REALLY good Pacers team look regular bruh! "Beyonce"

"You know there isn't an answer to this foolishness right?" 

Bjork, the Icelandic singer-songwriter,  once said, "Nature hasn't gone anywhere. It is all around us, all the planets, galaxies and so on. We are nothing in comparison." Nicolaus Copernicus, the Renaissance mathematician and astronomer, gave it to us like this, "The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens." Then Ludwig Wittgenstein, the Austrian-Britsh philosopher, broke it down like a G at a pimp convention when he spit, "A man's thinking goes on within his consciousness in a seclusion in comparison with which any physical seclusion is an exhibition to public view." 

Well playas...unfortunately, all comparison in Bankers Life Fieldhouse went on in public view as the Golden State Warriors came into the joint and made a really good team look regular! The Indiana Pacers have been ballin' for the most part this season and in my humble opinion they got loose on Tuesday night and still got ran out of the gym for 3 quarters before losin' what turned out to be a great ballgame 131-123. Golden State improved to 23-0 bruh. NUTS!! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers scored 123 points, shootin' 44 percent from the field and 42 percent from behind the arc! They threw 23 dimes and grabbed 44 rebounds bruh! Under normal circumstances, playin' regular human beings with common red blood flowin' through their veins they would have won that game. 

However, when you've got a team full of freakin' shootin' prototypes you get ran out of the gym for 3 quarters. These duns shot 63 percent from the field for 3 quarters playa!! Wheredeydodatat? These duns came out of the whip and scored 44 points in the first quarter!!! Listen to what I'm sayin' bruh! The Pacers scored 60 points in the first half and was gettin' drug up and down the floor by 19 points at the break! It was NUTS!!!!

Golden State finished the night shootin' 54 percent from the field and 44 percent from downtown! They threw 29 dimes and grabbed 46 rebounds! Excuse my grammar playa! It ain't nothin' you can do with that! 

It's like a boy that rolls around the hood in a funky new Chrysler 300 and all the fellas keep tellin' him that it looks like a Bentley! Well...until a Bentley pulls up! It's like the chick in the hood that's all bodied out and she's got boyz fallin' apart until Beyonce' shows up. Then she just looks regular. You're thinkin' that the Pacers have a squad bruh! This new small ball approach is the lick! PG at the 4 with a boy like CJ Miles drainin' cats from downtown too! Aw, it's gonna be a problem for boyz. Well...until Golden State shows up and really shows you how to play small ball with shooters on every roof top like the Carter in New Jack City. 

Everybody and their baby's momma, momma, Ms. Jackson, came to see Steph go nuts but he wasn't the only problem! They all were! Klay Thompson jumped out of the birthday cake and put up 39 on a boy!!! And then had the audacity to go 10 of 16 from 3-point range!! Ain't nothin' you can do with that bruh! Then Steph runs off in the joint and puts up 29 points, 10 rebounds and throws 7 dimes! As a team they space the floor with cats that can not only shoot but create their own shots! There is no defense invented yet that can stop that. I'm just sayin'!

PG did work and dropped off 33 points while his homie CJ Miles hit 'um up for 24 but it wasn't enough! Indiana was red hot in the fourth quarter as they unleashed 40 points!!!! Do you hear me? 40 points!!! And they still lost by 8! Wheredeydodatat? 

On some real talk playa, the Pacers don't have a thing to be ashamed of! Sure, they made some mistakes that cost them buckets on the other end of the floor but it's impossible to play a game and not make any mistakes. The miscues are just MAGNIFIED when you play a team that good. Early on Golden State went on a 22-0 run that pretty much buried Indiana alive with their feet stickin' out of the ground and there was no comin' back from that. 

Against that team you've almost gotta score on EVERY possession and that's impossible to do. The good thing is you'll never play a team that good with that many shooters that can create their own shots and that hot for the rest of your freakin' career. So don't even trip. Why? Because the dun in the Bentley is not gonna hang out in the ghetto for long. So you'll be the man pushin' the 300 in just a few minutes. Beyonce' just came through to get her hair done so you'll be the chick that's killin' 'um with the body again this afternoon. You're only gonna be regular when she's standin' next to you. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) G: noun - gangsta
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Whip: noun - a luxury vehicle 
5) Lick: adjective - to describe something as cool or very very acceptable
6) Dime: verb - to throw an assist

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