Why Ronda Rousey's gotta feel like a complete fool after talkin' crazyto Floyd! "Debo'd"

"Uncle! Uncle! I said Uncle!!!!"

Alvin Tottler, the famous writer, once said, "Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock." Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, gave it to us like this, "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Then Brendon Burchard, the speaker on high performance and motivation, spit some serious fire when he shouted, "People are remarkably bad at remembering long lists of goals. I learned this at a professional level when trying to get my high-performance coaching clients to stay on track; the longer their lists of to-dos and goals, the more overwhelmed and off-track they got. Clarity comes with simplicity." 

Well playas...Ronda Rousey got way off track talkin' a million dollars worth of trash to Floyd Mayweather a few months ago, got out there on Saturday night and got the breaks beat off of her! Ole girl was tellin' boyz that she could beat the best male boxer in the freakin' WORLD because she was knockin' a bunch of chicks out kickin' and wrestlin'! The whole time she had her mouth open she never even saw Holy Holm comin' down the street. Ole girl clean knocked her out in the second round with left kick to the head but it was really the quick hands that overwhelmed her. The kick was just the cherry on top but she would have eventually knocked her but out with her hands. Holm landed 72 percent of her strikes to only 30 percent of Rousey's. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I told you boyz in the Hot Joint entitled "Projects" when Ronda was talkin' all of that noise to him that she needed to stay in her lane and all you clowns that were believin' that foolishness were ridin' hard with her. She's a chick with chick DNA! That means that she's got estrogen flowin' through her veins bruh! Not testosterone! Therefore, a male is goin' to be stronger, and faster than whatever she's EVER seen before. Floyd's not bigger because the dun only weights 140 pounds on purpose. 

So fastforward to Saturday night! Ronda jumps into the ring with a chick that is a former boxing CHAMPION that has defended her titles 18 freakin' times over 3 different divisions. What does that mean playa? That means that she's got hands and that she's as quick as a cat! So when they rang the freakin' bell Ronda was takin' punches that she NEVER even saw comin' bruh! Ole girl was gettin' off multiple shots before Ronda could even respond. 

Holm had her lookin' like a complete fool because Rousey was lookin' to wrestle the broad to the ground and ole girl was stickin' and movin'! Now if a chick is stickin' and movin' on her what in the world do you think Floyd would have done to her bruh? He's 10 times stronger and quicker than Holm! 

That's why you gotta stay in your lane when they give you a lane! There was no way on earth that she was EVER goin' to fight Floyd so why was she even talkin' crazy his way? While she had her mouth open sellin' woof tickets to him a female version of him that wasn't even UNDEFEATED as a fighter stepped into the ring and knocked her butt out! Ole girl was 33-2-3 as a boxer but that was enough to shut Rousey down! Why? Because if she can't grab a boy she can't  win. All that wrestlin' and stupid kickin' doesn't work if a boy or girl has hands. Holm put those hands on her real quick, literally and now she's sittin' in the hospital this mornin' lookin' stupid. Not because she simply lost a fight because everybody eventually loses, well except Floyd, but because she got out of pocket and now a dun like me will remind her of that. She got DeBo'd in front of 56,214 fans in Melbourne and the millions of duns watchin' on paper view. I bet she'll keep her freakin' mouth closed from now on talkin' crazy to Floyd. Why? Because he'll sic his little sister on her. 

So next time babygirl stay in your lane and you won't look as stupid when you get knocked out by a chick that's got some hands! And like I said earlier in that "Projects" joint, bring her to ANY HOOD, USA and Shequitta will beat the breaks off of her too!  Stop me when I lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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