Triple O.G. (Why Tom Brady NEVER asked for a cigarette in the interrogation room)

What's that playa?

Rick Kaplan, the famous TV producer, must have been thinkin’ of Ya Boy when he said, “Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.” J.K. Rowling, the brilliant author of the Harry Potter series, stood up and shouted, “When people are damaged, they can often meet the world with a kind of defiance.” Then Dwight D. Eisenhower tilted his brim to rep his hood when he spit, “There is no person in this room whose basic rights are not involved in any successful defiance to the carrying out of court orders.”

Well playas…ole Tom Brady’s basic rights were definitely involved in the successful carryin’ out of court orders when Judge Richard M. Berman vacated that duns 4 game suspension. Ole boy walked outta that joint with the George Jefferson “movin’ on up” pimp walk! He was swingin’ his arms so wild that he cold cocked an old lady waitin’ on a cab bruh.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I told you boyz in the Hot Joint entitled “Probably” when ole dull Ted Wells revealed his 243 page report back in May full of foolishness that Tom Brady wasn’t gonna serve a down of that suspension. When a boy comes to the table with a report that says, “It’s more probable than not that New England Patriots personnel participated in violations of the Playing Rules etc.” And then goes on to say, “Based on the evidence, it is also more probable than not that Tom Brady was at least generally aware of some foolishness that went on etc.” You already knew that once it got to federal court it wasn’t gonna fly!

Now what I’m trippin’ on is all of the fools out here that are mad that ole boy got off! Roger Goodell and Co. walked into court with Crack Jeff’s account of what happened in the projects on freakin’ New Year’s Eve in a snow storm bruh! You gotta boy tellin’ you that it’s more probable than not that Lil’ Elbow shot Mooky nem and carjacked Willie Lump Lump in the Burger King parkin’ lot. And it’s more probable than not that Lil’ Elbow was at least generally aware that Pink Eye and Slim stole Miss Ruthie May’s lawn mower from Big Booty Neil. That’s how crazy the NFL looked walkin’ off into a federal courtroom bruh! Really? I mean really bruh? Probably and more likely than not?

Now do I believe Tom Brady is as guilty as freakin’ Charles Manson, the Unabomber and Zeke the Booty Freak? You darn right he is! But I can’t prove it! Tom was a “G” durin’ the entire process though! “Wudn’t me dawg! Not me!”

Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma got fired up when he had his phone destroyed but it was his phone bruh! He was flushin’ the dope down the toilet. Yeah, we knew what he was doin’ but you couldn’t prove it!

Boyz were waitin’ on Brady to pull a dull “First 48 Snitch Move” and he never did. You know how a boy on First 48 comes in as hard as nails with his 5X white T-shirt on with his pants draggin’ the floor and an O.G. tear drop tattooed on his face? He ain’t sayin’ nothin’! Then they start pressurin’ him and he starts cryin’ then he pulls the ultimate snitch move, “Ay dawg! Lemme call my momma!” There he goes! He’s off to the races! Then you already know what’s comin’ next! “Lemme git a cigarette man!” When a boy asks for the cigarette it’s over! The whole neighborhood is about to go to jail!

Tom Brady was a triple O.G. on these boyz and said, “I need a lawyer bruh! And I ain’t admittin’ to nothin’ and that’s on my momma!”

All day all I heard was boyz hollerin’ that the white boy got off and the bruh's keep takin’ “L’s.” Hold up dawg! I’ll ride with you if that were the case playboy but there was no proof that Brady did anything wrong! Black or white! We know that dun was guilty but he was Nino Brown! You know he was pushin’ weight but he never touched the product.

You can’t defend duns like Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson (A.D.); Greg Hardy etc. even though Goodell lost in court on those joints they still served some type of suspensions. And Ray Rice still can’t find a job! Why? Because there is proof that he fired on his girl, now wife! All of those had police reports, videos, photos or both bruh! We saw Ray knock his girl out. We saw the pictures of A.D.’s son all bruised up and bleedin’ playa! We cringed at the photos of Greg Hardy’s girl after the beat down pimpin’! Stop it!  You sound crazy! When the white boy is caught with his pants down like the rest of these fools then holler at me.

Now Ray McDonald got screwed because he got suspended before he was actually charged with a crime. Those charges were later dropped. But the rest of those clowns were caught red handed bruh! I don't care that the legal stuff somehow went away. We've got freakin' pictures or video! Stop it! You sound crazy!! Tom Brady was like Michael Jackson on these boyz! He was a Smooth Criminal! You know he did it but NOBODY actually saw him do it. That’s why he walked outta the joint like George Jefferson.

Now here’s the problem like I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for the past few years. Roger Goodell needs to get out of the disciplinary action business and get back into the football business exclusively. If a dun isn’t in jail then he should be on the field playin’! Period. If a cat breaks a freakin’ rule like Tom Brady did and you can prove it, fine his butt and keep it movin’.

These fools are makin’ this thing more complicated than it needs to be. Back 20 plus years ago a boy gettin’ into trouble off the field wasn’t the league's jurisdiction. But these clown players voted in the CBA to allow Goodell to be the judge and the jury and every time he puts the black robe on they start hollerin’ that he’s trippin’! He’s doin’ what you told him he could do!!

Either stop trippin’ or stop actin’ a fool bruh because the owners aren’t gonna fire him because he’s makin’ them way too much bread! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Brim: noun – hat
2) Rep: verb – to represent where you’re from.
3) Spit: verb – to say
4) G: noun – Gangsta
5) Nino Brown: noun – Drug dealer in the movie “New Jack City.”
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